Alan Smithee

Naughty Dog Shares ‘Goldrush’

Much thanks to Naughty Dog for showing us some more love in the form of one of Uncharted 2’s multi-player functions. I know me and Ryan are the two resident PS3 fanboys here on the website, but god-damn this game is shaping up to be one of the coolest that the PS3 has to offer. […]

 Alan Smithee

HOT – New Lost Planet 2 Screens

HOT – New Lost Planet 2 Screens

Thanks to the SDCC going on, all sorts of companies are starting to pimp their wares and all sorts of awesome screen shots and videos are starting to pour out over the internet. I just recently got these new screens of Lost Planet 2 from Capcom, and I can’t wait to see this game in […]

 Alan Smithee

Plants vs Zombies Confirmed for XBLA

Plants vs Zombies Confirmed for XBLA

The guys at PopCap revealed today at a conference in Seattle that the much-adored casual gaming experience Plants vs Zombies will be headed to the Xbox Live Arcade service. Pretty awesome news for us gamers who don’t PC game or the ones who like to play their games on massive televisions. No other details regarding […]

 Alan Smithee

GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony, October 29th

GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony, October 29th

Yes, GTA fans, you too will be able to get your hands on the newest DLC for Grand Theft Auto IV this fall (October 29th, didn’t you see the title?) in the form of The Ballad of Gay Tony. Unfortunately you won’t be playing Gay Tony himself, but one of his many bodyguards as the […]

 Alan Smithee

Alpha Protocol Brings you “Tasteful” Videogame Sex

Alpha Protocol Brings you “Tasteful” Videogame Sex

If you thought the scenes in Mass Effect were too tame, get ready because the guys behind Alpha Protocol are going to be bringing us some “satisfying” and “tasteful” sex scenes…Yeah, as if anything involving sex can be seen as anything other than an abomination here in the United States. We do some things with […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Sorry its up so late this afternoon, the Whores and I have been real busy workin on the site. Here’s your next-to-last Megadeth song for the week, “99 Ways to Die” featured on the album The Bevis and Butt-head Experience. That’s right it was off a compilation album.

 Alan Smithee

Awesome Wolfenstein Vignette

Awesome Wolfenstein Vignette

Thanks to Joystiq for providing this awesome video that shows off some of the finer aspects of the new id Software Wolfenstein coming out soon. I wasn’t a fan of the last Wolfenstein that was out on the PC, however this one looks amazing. Though there was one thing about the video that really blew […]

 Alan Smithee

Gearbox Says Remain Calm

Gearbox Says Remain Calm

Randy Pitchford, CEO of Gearbox software, revealed in an interview with CVG that there really is no need to worry about whether or not the much anticipated Aliens: Colonial Marines will actually be coming out in 2010. “I know that there hasn’t been much talk about what we’re doing for awhile and that more details […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Welcome to the middle of Megadeth week, we hope you’re enjoying all of the songs that BPG and I have picked for your enjoyment at this super early hour of the morning. Today’s song ‘Hangar 18’ is really well known to all of us gamers thanks to its appearance in Guitar Hero II. It is […]

 Alan Smithee

More Proof That Square-Enix, Nintendo, and Japan Hate Us

The bastards in Japan are getting one of my favorite RPGs of all time on Wii’s Virtual Console, Final Fantasy IV. Yeah, we have no idea when we’ll get the chance to fight Golbez and the four fiends (see above video). But this just adds to the list of things that make me think that […]

 Alan Smithee

So, I’m not the only one who’s sick of Rhythm Games?

So, I’m not the only one who’s sick of Rhythm Games?

Everyone’s favorite wizard of numbers Michael Pachter is back this week with some startling figures that surprised even me…that the music game industry sales are down 49% compared to last year. What even more startling is that the biggest drop in sales compared to last year isn’t with the Guitar Hero franchise, but with Rock […]

 Alan Smithee

Apple has Nothing to Worry About

Seeing how the iPhone sold approximately 6 times as many iPhones in the second quarter of 2009 compared to 2008, I don’t think Apple really has to even try anymore. In case you’re wondering, that number translates to about 5,000,000 iPhones sold in just the last 3 months. That’s insane and sexy at the same […]

 Alan Smithee

Michael Jackson, Obviously Loved PlayStation

Michael Jackson, Obviously Loved PlayStation

Thanks to the wonders of Ebay, morbid people like me can take pleasure in seeing other , more morbid people attempt to sell of the worldly remains of now dead celebrities. This isn’t exactly that, but there really is an auction going on right now in which a man is attempting to sell off his […]

 Alan Smithee

Will RAGE make it to Xbox 360?

Will RAGE make it to Xbox 360?

According to an interview with GameInformer, id Software’s John Carmack doesn’t seem to think so…that is until the Xbox 360 magically gets a new medium in which its games are printed on. “We would love to set the thing up where it filled one Blu-ray disc versus three DVDs, which is about the right mix, […]

 Alan Smithee

Buy Watchmen Director’s Cut, Get Coupon for $10 off Ultimate Edition

Buy Watchmen Director’s Cut, Get Coupon for $10 off Ultimate Edition

According to our very own CronosBlade, it seems that when you buy the Director’s cut of Watchmen (either on Blu-ray or DVD) inside you’ll find a coupon that is good for $10 off of the purchase of the ultimate edition that is still months off from being released. I wasn’t planning on getting the Director’s […]