Alan Smithee

Dave Perry’s Gaikai – Servers on Demand

Dave Perry’s Gaikai – Servers on Demand

Dave Perry, is smart, spelled SMRT. Seriously, he’s got this Gaikai project on fucking lockdown. He was talking with GI.biz about scaling the business based on server capacity and isn’t worried in the slightest. His plan is to not order and additional servers for Gaikai until they’ve hit their max, and if that happens, they’ll […]

 Alan Smithee

Uncharted 2 – No Install Required

Uncharted 2 – No Install Required

All of you people who have been nay-saying on the PS3 due to some games requiring lengthy installs, can finally shut the hell up. Uncharted 2 has been confirmed by Naughty Dog co-president Christophe Balestra to not need an install in order to play. Uncharted 2 does not require any install. Succinct, but powerful statement […]

 Alan Smithee

Y’arr, Pirates Be Killing UbiSoft’s Bottom Line

Y’arr, Pirates Be Killing UbiSoft’s Bottom Line

You cheap bastards out there need to realize that the more and more games that get pirated, the less and less operating revenue that the company has to work with. Case in point is UbiSoft’s record loss of 67% that they claimed as a loss compared to last year.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Keeping the theme chugging along this morning is yet another amazing track by Pantera, this one is off their album Vulgar Display of Power, here’s “This Love”. For sure one of the staff’s all time favorite tracks off of the band’s most critically acclaimed album. I was lucky enough to see the band before they […]

 Alan Smithee

First Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Trailer

Yup, here’s your first look at what is sure to dominate the sales charts and the ‘most played multiplayer’ charts for months to come, and the sole reason behind so many other FPSs taking a backseat to Q1 2010. All you had to show me was AC-130 enabled laptop for streaking…do want.

 Alan Smithee

Ninja Gaiden Sigma II Release Date

Ninja Gaiden Sigma II Release Date

Ok PS3 fans, the long awaited revenge on all of the 360 fanboys who rubbed it in your face that the PlayStation 3 wasn’t getting Ninja Gaiden II is almost upon you. This September 29th (in the US), we will finally get a chance to play a more complete and balanced version of the often-said […]

 Alan Smithee

Marvel Anime Looks…Kinda Cool

Marvel Anime Looks…Kinda Cool

Marvel at SDCC this weekend, decided to finally share with us the new ‘anime’ versions of two of its hottest franchises at the moment, those being Iron Man and Wolverine. These are only the first two of the four anime that Marvel has decided to make. The good news is that the animation is done […]

 Alan Smithee

Mass Effect 2’s Save Game Import Explained

Mass Effect 2’s Save Game Import Explained

Casey Hudson of BioWare had an interview recently with PC World that goes to great lengths to explain to all of us fans of the first game what will happen when we import our data from Mass Effect into Mass Effect 2. “[Mass Effect 2] is completely different from anything you’ve played before, because it’s […]

 Alan Smithee

SDCC – Tron Legacy HD Trailer

Get it while you can, no telling when Disney will demand that this gets pulled from YouTube. No more shitty cellphone video!!

 Alan Smithee

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed DLC Looks Hot

If you finished your playthrough of ST:FU and always yearned for your character to not have the gradual change of heart from evil to good, this will be the DLC for you. In it you get to battle Obi Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker on Hoth, and apparently Boba Fett. It looks pretty awesome and would […]

 Alan Smithee

Gary Oldman Needs to Shush

Gary Oldman Needs to Shush

Apparently at a panel he did for Warner Bros., Gary Oldman (one of the best living actors of our time) let it slip that the next Batman movie begins production next year. So much for not wanting to do a third movie eh, Chris Nolan? I love SDCC for this type of stuff. I personally […]

 Alan Smithee

You Want 15 Minutes of Avatar?

James Cameron announced this week at Comic-Con that in as many IMAX and IMAX 3D theaters across the nation that can, will be showing 15 minutes of his new, highly anticipated movie Avatar (not The Last Airbender). for FREE on August 21, 2009. So put that date in your calendars and start making calls because […]

 Alan Smithee

New Halo: ODST Screens

New Halo: ODST Screens

I’ve had such a woody for this game since it was called Halo: Recon. These screens seem to show off a bunch of the multiplayer system that seems to be ripped off from Modern Warfare. Don’t get me wrong, it looks great, but as soon as Infinity Ward put points popping up when you kill […]

 Alan Smithee

New Command and Conquer 4 Trailer

It seems that we’ll finally get an end to the Tiberium Wars next year when it seems that the Hand of Nod and the GDI team up to fight back the Scrin horde who are still trying to harvest the planet using tiberium. Oh and Kane…he’s in this trailer!

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Alright you metal-lovin’ whores, this is the last day of Megadeth week and I thought I’d send you out with a more recent track that actually equates to something in the gaming world. Today’s track is off of the groups most recent album United Abominations and has a title most of us are familiar with […]