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Morning Cup o’ Metal
I told you I’d be back with something off of Violence Has Arrived, this is the opening track off of that amazing album that shreds harder than a 20 year old metal band should have any business doing. This track, “Battle Lust” is just as unintelligible on the CD as it is on this youtube […]
New Halo: ODST Video
I don’t care what you all think, this game is going to rock. Ryan, STFU…geez, twice in one day that I’ve had to do a pre-emptive shhhh on one of my own editors. Also, nevermind the weird lookin slack jawed gamers…they can’t help it, they’re French.
Serious Sam HD: New Screens
We just got the press release from CDV that has the all-new images of what you should expect when Serious Sam HD drops this fall. It already looks about 1000 times better than the one that I have for my PS2. It should be a fun game regardless.
A bit of my childhood, raped today on Xbox Live Arcade
The HD remix version of Turtles in Time (Turtles in Time Re-Shelled) has been released today on XBLA for 800 MSP ($10) and has most of the retro fans here at MWN sighing a bit. I think I’ll go home and play my SNES cart of the original game in defiance of admitting it got […]
GFX Whores, Get Borderlands on PC
The man behind Gearbox, Randy Pitchford, let us in on a little info recently about his upcoming game Borderlands. Apparently the best looking version of the game will be released on the PC, but in his own words: “The PC version destroys all the console versions in terms of the image fidelity – assuming you […]
“MacBook Touch” more like “FapBook Touch-Me”
Apple, good god…why do you keep coming up with ideas that make me want to buy your products? Take for example the new MacBook Touch that’s been leaked to the internet. This $699-$799 piece of hardware is set to compete with the Netbook market (I was wondering when Mac was going to try to profit […]
Morning Cup o’ Metal
Every once in a while GWAR lets Oderus Urungus take a break and hands the microphone over to Beefcake the Mighty, and this is one of those times. The track today for you listening pleasure is “Hate Love Songs” off of the same album as “Penguin Attack” yesterday, Carnival of Chaos. Quite possibly one of […]
Pirates Beware, avoid Facebook on DSi
All of you DSi adopters out there…make sure you take care when downloading the Facebook Connect application. If you’re a scurvy pirate, it might just render your DS flashcart completely useless. This affects people using iPlayer, AK2I, and EZVi so far. Besides, don’t you have better hardware to be doing the facebooks on anyway?
CoD4 Cheaters: You’d Better Hurry
Call of Duty 4 cheaters of the world, get ready… Infinity Ward is on to you and they’re quickly scrambling to make a patch to fix all of the exploits that you’ve been using in the game. You’d think that a game about people killing each other using weaponry wouldn’t mind a bit of cheating, […]
Lifetime Champions Online Membership is a Steal at $200
As much as I want to understand why people pay monthly fees for games that don’t exactly have an ending, I probably never will until I get addicted myself. That’s not going to happen for a few more years at least when the Warhammer 40,000 MMO or the Fallout 3 MMO comes out. I have […]
Gran Turismo PSP Preorder Breaks Game
Ok…this hearkens back to my rant about preorder bonuses. Today it was announced by Sony on their official blog that there is going to be a preorder redemption code that will be given out to the people who place preorders on Gran Turismo PSP. “What kind of code?” You might ask, well let me tell […]
God Damnit Japan
The completely un-necessary re-re-release of the popular DS hardware that features not one, but two underpowered cameras and no GBA slot has sold over 3 MILLION units since November according to Famitsu. That’s 3,000,000 giddy school children and up-skirt perverts that now are taking pictures of you while you pick your nose on the train. […]
Morning Cup o’ Metal
Today, the Scumdogs of the Universe are going to pound your face in with the track “Penguin Attack” off of their genre-spanning album Carnival of Chaos. The penguins were brought to life after Techno Destructo got to them and used toxic waste to reanimate them, you see…one of GWAR’s favorite pasttimes in Antarctica is ‘penguin […]
Morning Cup o’ Metal
Let’s get this bitch started right, this is gonna be a week that good ol’ Xopher will have to man on his own. We’ve got 5 days of GWAR, a band so metal that’ll shove heavy metal so far up your ass…you’ll be shitting quarters for a month. Today’s song, Go To Hell, is off […]
It’s the 1st of the month
It’s now August 1st, time to go collect my welfare check so I can go buy some ribs and 40s…BBL
