Alan Smithee

Wii Relaxation Game In Development

Wii Relaxation Game In Development

Today was a heavy news day for Iwata and Co @ Nintendo…but the only thing that I saw that was even somewhat worth sharing is the fact that Nintendo is actually working on creating a “relaxation” game that will utilize the new Wii Vitality Sensor in 2010. Don’t get me wrong, but I can think […]

 Alan Smithee

New Command and Conquer 4 Screens

New Command and Conquer 4 Screens

Thanks Eurogamer! The game is looking pretty badass right now. Click to embiggen.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Well, I had to come up with a new theme this week so I figured I’d go with one that’s not a specific group, but a genre. Today we will be kicking off an entire week of power metal (aka epic metal). Today’s track is from a band who’s not new to MCoM, Dragonforce. This […]

 Alan Smithee

Atomic Games DOA

Atomic Games DOA

Yeah…this is a great example of what happens when you try to make a balanced game that depicts both sides of a conflict, and actually forces you to think of your enemy of something more than just ‘nameless terrorist #6″, you get fired. All because of Six Days in Fallujah not getting funded, the guys […]

 Alan Smithee

Spielberg Wants Halo?

Spielberg Wants Halo?

The author of the Halo: Fall of Reach script has been shopping his wares out to any and every movie studio that will take it. Most notably, there has been considerable interest in making the movie from none other than Steven Spielberg. Apparently Dreamworks has a new independent studio that has distribution rights through Walt […]

 Alan Smithee

LucasArts Are Teasing Dicks

LucasArts Are Teasing Dicks

Yeah, we’ll have to wait until Monday to find out what game from their back-catalog that we’re going to see released in the near future for PC (and eventually iPhone). LucasArts let out a tweet on Friday that stated the following: “Got a back-catalog announcement on Monday. It’s not X-Wing! I’m heading THAT rumor off […]

 Alan Smithee

Iron Man 2 Footage Leaked!

Get it while the getting is good people. This is the Iron Man 2 footage that was shown at this year’s SDCC. Not only does it show Nick Fury, it also has a particularly hilarious scene where Tony is going against Congress and Don Cheadle shows up and essentially breaks the 4th wall! This movie […]

 Alan Smithee

Red-Band Trailer: Zombieland (NSFW)

Jesus, I can’t wait to watch this movie. I’m glad that Woody is working again. This is a warning, there’s an age gate on the video for good reason, we’re talking f-bombs, zombie titties, and all sorts of blood and gore. You’ve been warned.

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The Weekly Facepalm: Blizzcon 2009

The Weekly Facepalm: Blizzcon 2009

Not only is it bad enough that all of you suckers out there might be going to this show for 2 whopping days of Blizzard related convention topics like World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft, Diablo III, and perhaps Starcraft 2, but the fact that you dumbasses are spending $125 for a 2 day pass. […]

 Alan Smithee

Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland – The Game

Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland – The Game

I’ll admit it, I’m a massive Tim Burton fan. I think that a good majority of us whores here are too. Whether it be PeeWee’s Big Adventure or the 1989 Batman movies, the guy just has a knack for turning the normal into the obscene. It is no stretch to me that he should do […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

How sad, I was hoping that GWAR week wouldn’t have been over so quickly. I’ve only barely begun to scratch the surface of the band that I’ve grown to love so much over the years. I guess if I must send you out with one of my favorite GWAR tracks, it’ll have to be “The […]

 Alan Smithee

5 Minutes of Arkham Asylum

For those of you unlucky enough to have spent zero time playing the new Batman Arkham Asylum demo that got released to the PSN today, here’s your chance to catch up. An editor at MTV has posted up the first 5 minutes or so of B:AA for your viewing pleasure. After hearing Nikmonroe’s impressions of […]

 Alan Smithee

Eat Dat Watermelon

Oh Mr. Hughes, I’m so sorry that the announcement of your death is going to be trumped by one of the most racist videos I’ve seen on the internet to date. The funny bit is that it’s a video made by Nas making fun of modern hip-hop. It features Shuck & Jive singing a minstrel […]

 Alan Smithee

New Machinarium Trailer

Alot of this footage is stuff you’ve seen already here. But there’s a couple of new things for you all to gawk at. I still can’t wait to have this game in my library. Adventure games forever!!!

 Alan Smithee

Microsoft’s Games on Demand Puzzles Me

Microsoft’s Games on Demand Puzzles Me

Yesterday, it was announced that the MS Games on Demand service was announced with a list of games that are coming out for purchase through XBLA. Then came the speculation as to what the pricing should be, as of writing this article, the only clue as to what the games will be costing us is […]