Alan Smithee

Classic Activision on GoG…NOW!

Classic Activision on GoG…NOW!

Perusing the GoG website this morning, I noticed that they’ve now started adding classic Activision PC games to their library. This is magical news to retro-tards like me, this just got really real…especially for the few games they’ve announced and what may come in the future. All I can say right now is…HELL YEAH Gabriel […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Man, this song takes me back to the late 90s when Junkie XL was a relative unknown here in America. If you went back and listened to the album this came off of, Saturday Teenage Kick, you’d probably recognize more than a few of the tracks, as they’ve been pretty widely proliferated on TV, movies, […]

 Alan Smithee

Naughty Bear’s Coming Together Nicely

Naughty Bear’s Coming Together Nicely

Last year, Gibbo touched on Naughty Bear coming out on the PS3 and the Xbox 360…well today, we’ve got some box art for you and two videos to give you a clue of what the game promises to contain. I personally can’t wait for this game to come out. I mean, c’mon, it’s an in-cold-blood-murdering-teddy-bear […]

 Alan Smithee

Resonance of Fate – Opening

Resonance of Fate – Opening

For you insatiable Japanese RPG fans out there, please to enjoy the first 5 minutes of Resonance of Fate (End of Eternity in Japan). Boy, Tri-Ace sure knows how to make pretty games.

 Alan Smithee

The Concept Art of Halo: Reach

The Concept Art of Halo: Reach

I’m probably one of the few remaining Bungie fans out there (hyperbole FTW) after a good chunk of the gaming world, who has followed the Halo saga since the olden days of Combat Evolved, fell off the bandwagon with ODST. If you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard yet, Reach will be the […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Ok ok, I’ve heard enough bitching about this week’s Juggalo theme…FINE, I’ll change it up for y’all. Today’s track is something a bit more innocuous. Have you ever heard of the group Underworld? You should have at least once in your life…especially if you’ve ever seen the movie Trainspotting. They gained the most notoriety from […]

 Alan Smithee

Repo Chick – Trailer

Are there ANY fans of Alex Cox out there? If so, please identify yourself so that you can watch the above trailer and get excited. There are millions, mayhaps BILLIONS who never caught his original movie Repo Man, and that makes me sad. The movie from 1984 isn’t being remade per se, but the universe […]

 Alan Smithee

Super Street Fighter IV Dated

Super Street Fighter IV Dated

Looks like the latest and greatest installment of the world renown Street Fighter francise has finally got a ship date for us people in the states. Be ready to pick up the vastly improved version of SFIV on April 27th. About 2 weeks later, expect everyone to have stopped playing said game, them’s the breaks […]

 Alan Smithee

Whorin The Games – January 26th Edition

Whorin The Games – January 26th Edition

Another week, another massive list of shovelware for the WII and DS. This week though, we’ve got a few gems that some of us MediaWhore types are lookin forward to. I’ll give you a hint…one sounds like Fast Trebek Blue.

 Alan Smithee

Gears of War Crossover With Lost Planet 2?

Gears of War Crossover With Lost Planet 2?

Sure seems that way. As Naruto would say…”BELIEVE IT!” Capcom’s been a real busy company today announcing tons of cool news posts that guys like me just gobble up like beer flavored pez. Seems that Dom and Marcus from the Xbox 360 hit series Gears of War will be making cameos as playable characters in […]

 Alan Smithee

Avatar Beats Titanic’s Ass

Avatar Beats Titanic’s Ass

Well if you haven’t heard by now…yesterday, Avatar made the final $2,000,000 needed (no thanks to me going to see it for a second time) to surpass the other Cameron movie that has held the crown for waaay too long, Titanic. Geeks around the world rejoyce, we finally have a sci-fi movie in the #1 […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Well, seeing how I showed a Boondox track yesterday, I thought that today I’d put up a little Twiztid. Today’s song “Raw Deal” off of their album Independents Day, is a song that is about what it means to be a Juggalo and is for the people that call themselves one. If you don’t like […]

 Alan Smithee

Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, Hands on Top of Your Desks

Well, really what more can I say about these games…there’s just nothing but ass & titties in this game. That and ice cream stealing. I don’t get it really, aren’t Redtube and Pornhub are so easily accessed via the PSP web browser? Worst thing is…will we ever get a brand new Dead or Alive that […]

 Alan Smithee

Another Nintendo Product Will Finally Hit the US

Another Nintendo Product Will Finally Hit the US

Well it’s about fucking time we get our grubby mits on a Wii DualShock…err, I mean the Wii Classic Controller Pro controller. The once Japan-only will be hitting the shelves packaged with Monster Hunter Tri, which Nintendo is saying pushes the Wii’s hardware to the max. I’m not kidding, it’s in the Press Release. The […]

 Alan Smithee

MWN Discusses: Day One DLC

MWN Discusses: Day One DLC

With the cock-up that happened last night with the Mass Effect 2 DLC and how they were accidentally giving it away for free for a few hours, I wondered what everyone else thinks of companies fleecing us for $5 here and $10 there with DLC that is ready on the first day the game is […]