Alan Smithee

Prince of Persia – Trailer

Prince of Persia – Trailer

In case you missed it yesterday during the Supers Bowl, here’s the Prince of Persia trailer that stars that dreamy Jake Gyllenhaal as the lead. I don’t have any expectations for this movie, but as far as video game movies are concerned, you could always do worse…always remember Super Mario Bros. The Movie.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Hey! Happy Monday! Welcome to 1980s Kids Movie week on Morning Cup o’ Music. Today’s track is from the movie Labyrinth and was one of many of Jim Henson’s ‘movies for kids’ that featured really scary shit. Believe it or not, this scene still manages to disturb me to this very day. The song “Chilly […]

 Alan Smithee

Holy Fap! Blaster Master Overdrive Tomorrow!

All of you Retrotards out there that are worth your salt know and love Blaster Master on the NES/Genesis…well now we’re getting a completely overhauled and rendered looking version of the game from the NES…on the Wii as a WiiWare download, and it’ll be available tomorrow! Well I can’t say that I enjoy the music […]

 Alan Smithee

Final Fantasy XIII, Now With DLC

Final Fantasy XIII, Now With DLC

You know, with a game that’s been in development as long as Final Fantasy XIII was. You would think that they would have the entirety of the game’s content available day one. Turns out even Square’s flagship title isn’t exempt from the DLC bug.

 Alan Smithee

First Details for Fallout: New Vegas

First Details for Fallout: New Vegas

We’ve got details and trust me, you’ll want to hear them if you’re a fan of the Fallout series.

 Alan Smithee

Metro 2033 – Journey into the Unknown Trailer

Metro 2033 – Journey into the Unknown Trailer

I’ll admit, this one snuck up on me. But it looks like it’ll be one hell of a game. There are already rumors abound about this game being a potential Fallout: New Vegas killer, but those people must obviously not ever paid any attention to any the Fallout format. Regardless of the rampant fanboy battles, […]

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: The Boilermaker

Strange Brews: The Boilermaker

Got beer? Got whiskey? Want to drink both at the same time without having to double fist it? Well you’re in luck because this week’s Strange Brews allows you to do just that.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Good morning MediaWhores! There’s nothing like seeing an opening for one of your favorite cartoons to get you up on Saturday! I used to watch Robotech on TV when I was a really young kid, but now can thankfully watch the entire run of the show thanks to the DVD collections. Today’s Cartoon Anthem is […]

 Alan Smithee

Hey Xbox Fanboys, PS3 STILL Costs Sony for Each Unit Sold

Hey Xbox Fanboys, PS3 STILL Costs Sony for Each Unit Sold

It might not be the kind of news that you guys all find interesting, but I was reading an article yesterday and that featured a breakdown of the costs of producing a PS3 console and how the price for each PS3 sold during it’s lifetime has cost the company a different amount with each SKU […]

 Alan Smithee

Oh Kojima, You Teasing Bastard

Oh Kojima, You Teasing Bastard

We already know that Hideo-kun is the master of hype. He had gamers like me frothing at the mouth to play MGS4 for so long that I thought I’d go crazy. I can’t give full credit to Kojima-san on this one. The hype this time goes to the PR manager for Kojima Productions, Jiro Oish.

 Alan Smithee

Say Goodbye to Nippon Ichi Software

Say Goodbye to Nippon Ichi Software

Sorry guys, I’m a fan, but it looks like you guys are about to be forced to close up shop or be bought out by someone else. Why the glum lookout, you might ask? Well, I’ll tell you. It seems that the company has been way down in profits. It may just be operating profits, […]

 Alan Smithee

Dante’s Inferno – Descent Trailer

Dante’s Inferno – Descent Trailer

Yup, this game is on my ‘must have’ list for 2010. Good thing it’s coming out soon. The video is simply a tease for all of the levels of hell that Dante must go through in order to rescue his beloved Beatrice. Get it yourself this month on the 9th here in the States. You […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

The very last song from the Flight of the Conchords that I’m going to share with y’all this week is from the second episode of the show and is titled “Inner City Pressure”. In the episode, the guys find themselves about to be utterly destitute with living in New York City, hence the lyrics for […]

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

I love my wife dearly, but she’d better get ready to file the divorce papers right now, cause I will officially have no life when this game comes out. All of us Games Workshop nerds who used to play this game on tabletop terrain tables in the back corners of smelly comic shops will finally […]

 Alan Smithee

SquareEnix are Busy in 2010

SquareEnix are Busy in 2010

Well, besides getting FFXIII and Nier out to stores this year, and following on the OMG popular Dragon Quest that just came out on the DS…Square Enix has five (5) other titles that they’re currently working on and are expecting to release at least 2 of them this year. We don’t know what the hell […]