You’re So Dreamy – 19th January 2009

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I like my sleep. While I may be reluctant to get to sleep, once I’ve done it, I can sleep for ages. Like anyone else, I dream. Luckily for me, it seems that I have a pretty active imagination and so I have some weird and wonderful dreams. With that I thought to myself, why not share my dreams for all you whores out there?

Hopefully this will become a recurring feature where I reflect on the dreams I’ve had recently. Of course, I won’t always remember dreams consistently so I can’t promise that it will be a feature every week, but even then I can always talk about dreams from yesteryear.

So sit back, grab some kind of drink and enjoy an insight into the weird and wonderful world of my dreams.

Dream 1 – Samuel Jackson and Eddie Murphy Star In My Dreams

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Okay first off, this dream was awesome just for the fact that I was Samuel Jackson, one of the most badass mothefuckers on the planet.

From what I can remember, I (Samuel Jackson) was a middle class businessman, who was going home after another day of work. It was a well paying job, but not the most exciting. Then everything changed when for some reason I stopped my car to pick up a bum or hitchiker played by Eddie Murphy.

I’m guessing I was the serious character and Murphy was the comic relief. Anyways, me and Murphy are driving on a highway (this dream was set in America) when we were transported to a magical world, The Wizard ff Oz style.

We were greeted by some weird villagers, yet no ruby slippers were given to us. That’s when I woke up before things really took off. Not an amazing dream, but just the novelty of being and sounding like Samuel Jackson made it a great dream to wake up from.

Dream 2 – Infiltrating Somewhere Important In London

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I’ve never been to London (or any of Southern England for that matter) but apparently I’ve dreamt about the place at least once and man was it a cool dream.

Me and a few others were infiltrating some important building in London so that we could steal files that would prove that the Queen was a corrupt dictator. I know it doesn’t sound the most interesting but bare with me here.

First, we climbed over a busy London road using a rope in order to get to this one building. Next, we disguised ourselves as cleaners (janitors for you yankee pigeons). From what I remember, we were then caught and I was tortured by the Queen and her cronies, but I wouldn’t give in.

Somehow, we managed to escape and the dream ended just as I was about to have an epic fight with the Queen involving kung-fu and epic orchestra music. I blame my alarm clock.

Dream 3 – Using The Force

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This was a dream from when I was younger, probably either after watching Revenge Of The Sith or after playing too much Lego Star Wars/Battlefront. It’s nothing special, and didn’t last long even for a dream but It was so weird, mainly because it started with me waking up in my bedroom on Saturday.

This was just like a normal day if I had woken up for real. I went to turn the alarm clock off but lo and behold, I was using the force to bring the clock to me! Unfortunately that’s when I really woke up, and it was so surreal at the time that I thought I was still in the dream and I was trying to use the force.

I hope you enjoyed the read, let me know if you want to hear more of my dreams in the future.

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