You Know What? Jerry Is A Fucking Asshole

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Tom and Jerry is a classic cartoon. It’s story is simple and it is a fun cartoon from an age where you could show extreme violence in a cartoon. Like other classics, it still stands up today and any age group can enjoy it. So this week I’ve been watching Tom and Jerry (because there’s nothing else on while eating breakfast at 11am) and as I watched more and more, I realised something that had never occured to me until today. Jerry is a fucking asshole. Why, well let’s find out.

1. It’s Tom’s rights

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Tom is a cat. This means that he is naturally going to want to eat mice or birds. Instead of just letting Tom eat him, Jerry puts up a fight and often harms Tom in the process. What an asshole. Now you might say that Tom prevents Jerry from eating cheese but then Jerry is a fucking rodent. He doesn’t have the right to go around stealing people’s cheese. That stolen cheese means that the black woman who owns Tom won’t be able to eat that cheese and this could be responsible for her starving to death. So this would mean that Jerry would be indirectly murdering and innocent woman. On the other hand, Tom eating Jerry would cause no harm because no one cares about a fucking rodent.

2.  Jerry Is A Bully

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Most of the time the cartoon will start with Tom in some activity of his own, before Jerry interferes with his bullying, in which Tom has no choice but to fight back. Other times Jerry is so cheeky that he will be doing something that harms other people, like taking Tom’s hammock for his greedy self. He’s a fucking mouse, why would he need a hammock? Even when Tom has dealt with him, Jerry is still enough of an asshole that he will come back and harm Tom again, even though Jerry was the one who started it. What cold, emotionless mouse would do such a thing? Jerry, that’s who.

3. Spike Is Jerry’s Bitch

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Tom is obviously much stronger than Jerry. After all Tom is a manly Cat and Jerry is a horrible little rodent. So using his manipulative mind, he has made Spike the dog his bitch and will fool Tom into harming Spike by accident, which of course results in Tom getting the shit kicked out of him. This is all amusing to Jerry, the sick little fuck. I don’t know how he can get enjoyment out of an innocent cat being harmed. Obviously he is a sadist. The worst part of this is that Spike is oblivious to all of this, as being a strong dog, he is clearly too stupid to realise that he is just being used by Jerry to beat up Tom. If only he knew what the real Jerry was like.

So those are just three reasons why Jerry is an asshole. I hope this hasn’t destroyed your childhood but the public needs to know!

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