Wonder Park is Pure Crap [Review]

Wonder Park

Director – uncredited
Screenplay by: Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec
Story by: Robert Gordon, Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec
Starring: Brianna Denski, Kenan Thompson, Ken Jeong, Mila Kunis, John Oliver, Jennifer Garner, Matthew Broderick
Production company: Paramount Animation, Nickelodeon Movies, Ilion Animation Studios
Distributed by Paramount Pictures
Release date March 15, 2019
Running time 85 minutes
Rated PG for some mild thematic elements and action

Wonder Park tells the story of a magnificent amusement park where the imagination of a wildly creative girl named June comes alive.

by Kyle J. Steenblik

It was a cold December morning in Salt Lake City when I was born, it was a Tuesday. You could tell it was Tuesday because the bathrooms smelled like despair, hopeless lost dreams, and Tuna. I began to grow at an alarmingly normal rate and after 30 years I achieved definite adult-like shape and realized that I had squandered my talent-like abilities. One day I will do something about that squandering, after I finish watching Doctor Who, and if my offspring leave me alone for five minutes.

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