WHY THE F*CK: M$’s Wireless Adapter

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WHY THE FUCK!?!?

WHY THE FUCK!?!?

Ooooooh, this makes me so angry that I’m really tempted to go join in the lynching tonight on the town square. I need to hit something.

There’s been a rumor floating around the internet that the lower priced 360 Elite would ship with the M$ wireless adapter packaged in. Xbox fans were hopeful this rumor would be true cuz for them it would mean the next time their 360 crapped out on them, FREE WIRELESS. YAY!! HUGS AND KISSES FOR ALL!

RIGHT??

No, you would be wrong. M$ has denied these rumors and plainly stated the wireless adapter would remain a separate item priced at $100. Xbox Lifestyle got a hold of the official packaging for the newly priced Elites and guess what, no wireless adapter.

This boils my blood. Why, with all of the problems that M$ has had with their hardware, can they not make sure that all of their systems have wireless out of the box? It wasn’t that hard for Sony and for Thor’s sake, even NINTENDO made wireless a default part of their shitty console. WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU M$?!??! What, did Bill Gates’ pool of money get low and you need a couple extra million to fill it back up?!? And please explain WHY THE FUCK is this damn piece of shit $100??? Do you even know how much a wireless adapter costs? Here let me help you out.

Zonet Wireless USB Adapter – $23.99
Encore USB Wireless Adapter – $17.99
BELKIN F5D9050 IEEE 802.11b/g USB 2.0 Wireless G Plus – $49.99
Rosewill 802.11b/g USB 2.0 Wireless Black Dongle with External 2dBi SMA Antenna – $24.99

Jesus H. Christ. Are you telling me M$, that NONE of these products would have worked with your almighty 360?? I’m not saying you have to sell us one for five bucks, but even $50 makes more sense than your $100 price for that piece of shit. I swear to God if it wasn’t against the law I would travel to Washington St., buy a sniper rifle and just start shooting at M$’s corporate offices.

Hmm, I am going to Seattle in a week…

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