Alan Smithee

Whorin’ The Movies: March 10, 2009

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HUUUURRRRRRRK!!! ME BAD CHARACTER IN SAD MOVIE

Boy, I never realized how much shit is released on a weekly basis on DVD and Blu-ray until I started making this list. This week’s releases have a few surprises that I might have to go pick up. All I know for sure is that Pinocchio is a ‘for sure’ purchase for me…have to keep the kids happy!

    MOVIES

  • Batman Anthology [Blu-ray]
  • The Boy in the Striped Pajamas [DVD]
  • Brokeback Mountain [Blu-ray]
  • Cadillac Records [DVD]
  • Escape to Witch Mountain Special Edition [DVD]
  • Happy-Go-Lucky [DVD]
  • Howard the Duck [DVD]
  • Let The Right One In [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Milk [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Pinocchio [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Primal Fear [Blu-ray]
  • Rachel Getting Married [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Return from Witch Mountain Special Edition [DVD]
  • Role Models [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Story of India [DVD]
  • Synecdoche New York [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Transporter 3 [DVD & Blu-ray]

    SERIES

  • Caroline in the City: The Second Season [DVD]
  • Family Ties: The Fifth Season [DVD]
  • Get Smart: Season 2 [DVD]
  • The Girls Next Door – Season 4 [DVD]
  • South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • The Starter Wife: Season 1 [DVD]

    CONCERTS

  • Live at Last (Stevie Wonder) [DVD & Blu-ray]
  • Symphony: Live in Vienna (Sarah Brightman) [DVD]

MediaWhoreNetwork is in unison when we pick the Batman Anthology as our pick of this week. Not only do you get the wicked awesome Jack Nicholson version of the Joker in the original 1989 release of Batman but you also get the horribly shit Batman & Robin that is always good to rip on.

A close second this week (because king3vbo demanded it) is the Blu-ray version of Brokeback Mountain…the kid just demanded that it makes his pick for this week and wouldn’t take no for an answer (just like Heath Ledger in the movie). He also demanded that you pay extra close attention to the “spit + hand + penis = lubed anus” scene where Jake gives it to the Joker.

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