Ryan Thomason

We All Know Megan Fox is No Angel

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I’m not sure exactly what I just witnessed, yes, you have name power in Fox, Murray and Rourke. Now let me tell you what they do, Megan Fox plays an honest-to-goodness fallen angel (Yes, with wings) controlled by the evil Bill Murray and loved by Mickey Rourke. Maybe that’s the reason there was a limited theatrical release on May 6th, and will later come out on DVD on May 31st. We all know Fox can’t act her way out of a paper bag, Rourke is masterful when he wants to be, and Murray is still a jerk for holding up Ghostbusters 3. I’m not even sure if I’ll pick it up for a dollar at the local Redbox, it just doesn’t seem worth it, what do you guys think?

Official Synopsys:

Written and directed by Mitch Glazer (screenwriter of Scrooged), the film boasts a heavenly cast including Academy Award nominees Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray, Megan Fox, Rhys Ifans, Kelly Lynch and former UFC sensation, Chuck Liddell. Nate Poole (Rourke) is a washed-up jazz musician fleeing from trigger-happy gangster Happy Shannon (Murray). While on the run, Nate stumbles across a traveling carnival, and is instantly mesmerized by the carnival’s prized attraction, Lily “The Bird Woman” (Fox). But Lily is no carny fake: her wings are real. The fugitive musician falls in love with this angelic creature, and he convinces her to leave with him, to the anger of her ruthless employer (Ifans). The two flee across the desert, but towards… what? Their destruction? Their salvation?

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