Two Teenagers Talk Unfriended: An Instant Message Review
And now an instant message conversation on Unfriended…
KERSTIN has signed on
NICKIE has signed on
NICKIE: hey! i didn’t know you were going to be around
KERSTIN: well i got to see that new unfriended movie and i heard you were there too??? how did we miss each other???
NICKIE: lol i don’t know but yea i was there but omg
NICKE: that movie was sooo bad! i couldnt believe how dunb it was. like really?
KERSTIN: its like they were trying to make a movie for us and just sucked at it. i didn’t get it. like, this makes no sense AT ALL. its like bullying online is such a big deal you know? and they just didnt bother to taalk about that part of it.
NICKE: i know right??? like it was not scary even a little and i usually HATE scary movies!! like half the fun of those movies is watching people die in weird ways right?
KERSTIN: uh YEAH lol its like the only reason
NICKIE: they didnt have anyone die in a cool way like AT ALL. i was soo bored i don’t know how a movie that short that THAT LONG LOL
KERSTIN: its like they were trying to make a movie about teenagers without ever asking any teenagers what they talk or act like. those im coversations are nothing like what we really talk like!!!
NICKIE: unfriended as sponsoered by apple and skype
KERSTIN: HAHA. if i wanted to watch people play never have i ever over skype id just skype you!!
NICKIE: it would be waaaay more fun tbh
KERSTIN: so like are you going to tell anyone to go see it???
NICKIE: NO WAY!!!
KERSTIN: me neither!!!!
JIGSAW has signed on
JIGSAW: shall we play a game?
KERSTIN: wrong movie jigsaw
NICKIE: yeah you have seven other movies to go play in you’re not in this one
JIGSAW has signed off
Credit to Melina Chavez for coming up with this idea.