Ryan Thomason

Total Recall Reboot? BLAARHGAGHGHGH!

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No Ahnold? I’m not waiting for it.

Sony/Columbia has now confirmed they’re going ahead with this film, which is thought to star Colin Farrell in the Arnold Schwarzenegger role. The tentative release date is in August 2012. Here’s the synopsis they released:

Total Recall is a new, contemporized reimagining of the science fiction saga. The film will be directed by Len Wiseman and produced by Neal H. Moritz and Toby Jaffe, with Ric Kidney on-board as executive producer. The short story “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale” by Philip K. Dick served as the source for the 1990 Motion Picture screen story by Ronald Shusett & Dan O’Bannon and Jon Povill and screenplay by Ronald Shusett & Dan O’Bannon and Gary Goldman, with the updated screenplay being written by Kurt Wimmer and Mark Bomback and James Vanderbilt.

Now will you all join me in a beautiful chorus of that scene where Arnold is suffocating to death in the Martian atmosphere. BLAHHAHAHGRRAGGG

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