Who I am sure are salivating and/or fapping about the fact that TriForce Sales is nearly done making 1:1 scale Lancer rifles from Gears of War / Gears of War 2. These won’t come cheap though, this isn’t quite the same as getting a retardedly long piece of metal and calling it Sephiroth’s Muramasa.
If you’re interested in increasing your e-peen, or just have nothing better to do with $1000, then this might just be for you.
The replica has been modeled by (a whole bunch of people you’ve never heard about unless you’re a huge nerd about such things) Jorge Martinez, Toi Ogunyoku, Paul Komoda, Erick Sosa, and William Valenzuela, and measures in at 40″ long and 15 pounds (~1 stone) of pure nerdy excess.
There will be only 500 of these guns made so anyone who is dying to have one of their own, had better get their asses to their site and sign up to ensure theirs…though we’ll all think you’re an idiot with a huge hole in your pocket.
I sit upon my throne as the owner/shogun of this site, WatchPlayRead. But it wasn't always so. I too have had blogspots, I've done other community blogs, I've even written professionally for other sites out there...yet none of them provided the content I had a real passion for.
It is then that I became tired of being a small cog in a big machine, and of writing about nothing but game news after game news article and the periphery that comes from such schlock, like knowing who Michael Pachter and Bobby Kotick are.
I decided to start MediaWhoreNetwork.com and ran up my post count there for about 2 years, commenting about any and everything that I wanted to. I even started a weekly podcast that I feel has come into its own.
It wasn't until earlier this year that I realized that having the word "whore" in your URL might be a bit limiting to my potential audience. I then made the website and its branding move over to WatchPlayRead.com.