Alan Smithee

The Smurfs – Trailer

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Dear God, NO!

Why couldn’t they just make this a movie about Smurfs in an enchanted forest? Why the hell did they have to bring the damn thing to New York City and show me some Smurfette up-skirt action?!?!?!?

Why indeed! For the life of me, I don’t ever recall there being a Scottish Smurf either. The few seconds we get of Gargamel and Azrael were enough to sustain me to never having to see this movie. Hank Azaria, quit doing shitty movies like this, I know you’re a much more talented guy than this.

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