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 Added on January 22, 2010  Alan Smithee   , , ,

The Saddest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

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I notice...the up down motion doesn't have much length to it, I guess it's made for the typical Japanese.

What you’re looking at right there is the SOM, a piece of personal hardware that the sad men and women across Japan and soon weeaboos across the US can use to help them…what’s a good way of saying…reach climax. That’s right it’s Jack Mehoff machine that can also be aligned to work with the lady parts or certain naughty fellas.

It doesn’t just go with analog or on/off, there are going to be certain computer games that will use the device to further facilitate your disconnect with the real world by role playing the character’s actions in-game. Bottle of Jergens and RedTube still works just fine for me.

Here’s a link to the company’s Japanese site so you can preorder yours too.

Alan Smithee

by Alan Smithee

I sit upon my throne as the owner/shogun of this site, WatchPlayRead. But it wasn't always so. I too have had blogspots, I've done other community blogs, I've even written professionally for other sites out there...yet none of them provided the content I had a real passion for. It is then that I became tired of being a small cog in a big machine, and of writing about nothing but game news after game news article and the periphery that comes from such schlock, like knowing who Michael Pachter and Bobby Kotick are. I decided to start MediaWhoreNetwork.com and ran up my post count there for about 2 years, commenting about any and everything that I wanted to. I even started a weekly podcast that I feel has come into its own. It wasn't until earlier this year that I realized that having the word "whore" in your URL might be a bit limiting to my potential audience. I then made the website and its branding move over to WatchPlayRead.com.

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