Ryan Thomason

Apparently this video is SFW: 3D Trailer of Emma Frost, Zatanna, Catwoman And Supergirl In Superheroine 3D XXX

Apparently this video is SFW: 3D Trailer of Emma Frost, Zatanna, Catwoman And Supergirl In Superheroine 3D XXX

Do you have the balls (Boy and/or Girl versions) to watch this at work? I still don’t, even if it is SFW. Remember this one thing,

 Ryan Thomason

Star Trek: Next Generation, XXX Porn Parody (SFW!) With Action Figures!

Star Trek: Next Generation, XXX Porn Parody (SFW!) With Action Figures!

Oh yeah! Embarrassed to watch the Star Trek Next Generations Porn Parody movie? Now you can, with Action Figures!

 Ryan Thomason

Hey Look! A Simpsons Porn Parody!

Hey Look! A Simpsons Porn Parody!

It’s what you’ve always wanted: a bunch of terrible actors dressed up as your favorite Simpsons characters and boning each other. This trailer features some POV action of Homer shooting Marge, with various cameos by other characters. If you live in Utah like me, I suggest you use your smartphone or wait till you get […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Continuing with the Rammstein theme I started yesterday, here’s “Feuer Frei” off of the band’s 3rd studio album which I have so much love for, Mutter. Some of you might remember this song from the horribly watchable Vin Diesel movie XXX. I don’t blame you for that being the only place you’ve heard it, because […]