Alan Smithee

Got Boobs? Borderlands 2 Wants YOU!

Got Boobs? Borderlands 2 Wants YOU!

You lucky women, it’s not fair that you can land a job just based on personal appearances. If you have a knack for modeling and want to be considered for a live-action model for Gearbox Studios’ Borderlands 2, then I’m doubly jealous of you.

 Ryan Thomason

Guys Only Buy These For Your Wife/Girlfriend, IF SHE IS A GEEK [UPDATE]

If you are not married to the geek type of woman (as I am) do not purchase these unless you like getting that stare that goes deep into your soul and crushes it. How dare you give them something that is a woman with 40-10-40 measurements? WHY WERE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT THIS? Oh and […]

 Alan Smithee

Crazy Girlfriends

Boy, I just watched this entire video and I’m glad as shit that I’m not in the dating world. This guy’s girlfriend goes from loving and happy to batshit insane over the course of the 2 weeks that he’s visiting Europe. Married guys, watch and be glad that you’re not in the dating game anymore.