WatchPlayRead - "It's What We Do!"

6

Wii U Controller Will NOT Be Sold Seperately

by Ryan Wilson under PLAY on Jun 8th

Like the controller? Well, you'll have to buy the system.

controller, E3, GAMING, Nintendo, why?, wiiu

A Pointless X-men: First Class Trailer

by Ryan Thomason under WATCH on May 5th

Really, what’s even the point of just changing up the trailer *SLIGHTLY^ enough with miniscule new things and the unleashing it on the internet as a “OMG NEW TRAILER!”?

Pointless, TRAILERS, update, why?, xmen first class

6

WPR Discusses: Why Sony is REALLY Having Server Problems

by Ryan Thomason under READ on Apr 26th

After taking a couple of swings at Sony, I thought you guys might like some of our ideas for why this whole PSN debacle has made the online portion of the PS3 a brick for the last week.

ants, down, guess, guts, jack tretton, PSN, reasons, Skynet, Sony, why?

Show Us on the Doll Where This Man Hurt You

by Ryan Thomason under READ on Mar 30th

If you want to internet punch the guy behind the “Friday” fiasco, here he is. Commit this face to memory and start prowling the web streets.

ARK, BAD, dumb, Friday, horrible, Jessica Black, monday, noooooo, Patrice Wilson, saturday, song, sunday, thursday, tuesday, wednesday, why?, wry, YouTube

MTV Has No Soul

by Ryan Thomason under WATCH on Mar 30th

The network that brings you such thought provoking cinema such as Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, and The Real World *Insert ‘Challenge’ or ‘City Name’, released their trailer taking a dump on the old Michael J Fox starred Teen Wolf franchise.

dumb, michael j fox, mtv, NO, Teen Wolf, Tyle Posey, Tyler Posey, why?

1

Wait, Xmen 4 and 5 are STILL In The Works?

by Ryan Thomason under WATCH on Mar 29th

As someone who saw the X3 movie once, and then never wanted to go back to it, you’re probably just as surprised as I am that they are even TALKING about making 2 more movies from after Last Stand.

4, 5, Empire Magazine, first class, fox, last stand, Lauren Shuler Donner, MOVIES, NO, Origins, why?, wolverine, wry, xmen

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

by Ryan Thomason under WATCH on Mar 23rd

Oh Polish Pop Band Ambulans, you so silly.

afternoon delights, Ambulans, disco, europop, I don't get it, INY, korea, poland, polish, pop, space, spaceship, The Ambulans, weird, why?, wiem ze, Work Break Time, YouTube

3

Even the College SAT Assumes You Are A Moron Now

by Ryan Thomason under READ on Mar 17th

Remember when you spent all that time cramming for the SATs so that you could get into college, you’d have to read a whole bunch of vocabulary lists and remember what happened when X+6-Y= SOMETHING. Instead, you should have apparently been watching Reality TV.

College SAT, essay, essay question, moron, new york times, question, reality tv, sat, stupid, TEST, TV, why?

3

Damn You, Lucas: Phantom Menace 3D Gets A Release Date

by Evan Burkey under WATCH on Mar 4th

Just in case you didn’t hate the 3d film fad enough, now you can enjoy George Lucas ruining an already mediocre movie.

3D, 3d movie, 3d movies, George Lucas, MOVIES, Science Fiction, space opera, Star Wars, star wars episode 1, the phantom menace, why?