Ryan Wilson

Conan the Barbarian (2011) – Review

Conan the Barbarian (2011) – Review

If you’re a regular moviegoer, you should know by now that if you’re looking for the movies that will stick around for years to come, you should avoid the summer lineup. Will Conan the Barbarian continue the unimpressive Summer trend?

 

Imitation Conan

Imitation Conan

In your quest for manliness you must know who you are attempting to emulate. Take heed while you read within so you may avoid following these charlatans (although many are good for a laugh).

 Jill Seale

WPR Discusses: Weapons of Choice

WPR Discusses: Weapons of Choice

What is best in life? To blog your opinions, see them published before you, and to hear the lamentations of the commenters. Of course, throwing someone a first class beatdown is nice too.

 Jill Seale

Manly Drink for Men: The Cromsmopolitan

Manly Drink for Men: The Cromsmopolitan
 Jill Seale

Man Meal: Crom Cake

Man Meal: Crom Cake

We’ve seen a lot of very conventional Man Meals this week, but Crom laughs at these meals. He laughs from his mountain! This is a recipe for a cake I found in a dusty box of my great-grandfather’s belongings. It was found underneath a bunch of Hustlers, a box of menthol cigarettes, and a gun.

 Ryan Thomason

Conan: Black Colossus – Review

Conan: Black Colossus – Review

My final and probably most favorite of all the Conan comics that came to us courtesy of Dark Horse Comics. Black Colossus should be a Conan movie in it’s own right.

 Ryan Thomason

Conan: Mask of Archeron, Movie Adaption – Review

Conan: Mask of Archeron, Movie Adaption – Review

This comic based on the movie adaption for the coming Conan: The Barbarian that premieres today. It doesn’t seem to touch on anything that we’ve seen so far in the movie trailers, for that, I’m grateful.

 Ryan Wilson

Man Meal: Crom’s Fury Dip

Get out the antacid…you’re going to need it for this recipe.

 Ryan Thomason

Man Meal: Kielbasa and Potatoes

Man Meal: Kielbasa and Potatoes

My four basic ingredient man meal may not be as crazy as The Aporkalypse from yesterday, but it’s simple enough and filling.

 Ryan Wilson

Crom Classic: The Great Bacon Exbeeriment

Man has always been sure of two things: – Beer can make almost anything taste better – Bacon tastes delicious So I figured: WHY NOT TRY BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER? Thus was born The Great Bacon Exbeeriment

 Alan Smithee

Crom Classic: A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

Crom Classic: A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — MAN Movies

There are movies, and then there are MOVIES! Today I hope to share with you my shining examples of the MOVIES that make you glad that you have a dick. You know, the truly testosterone pumped films that blur the line between awesome and homo-erotic. We’ve all seen them hundreds of times but there is […]

 Ryan Thomason

Conan: The Hand of Nergal – Review

Conan: The Hand of Nergal – Review

One of the longest single issue of a comic that I’ve read in a long time, 64 pages. How was it? Damn good.

 Ryan Thomason

Conan: Island of No Return – Review

Conan: Island of No Return – Review

This two issue arc by Dark Horse was a break in the six part Road of Kings run that they did for the Conan the Barbarian comics. Man, this didn’t disappoint.

 Ryan Thomason

King Conan: The Scarlet Citadel – Review

King Conan: The Scarlet Citadel – Review

Reading these Conan adaptions that Dark Horse has done of the Robert E. Howard writings has inspired me to take my Conan knowledge beyond that of the movies.

 Ryan Thomason

The Adventures of Eric and Goosh : Week of Crom Part 1

The Adventures of Eric and Goosh : Week of Crom Part 1

Oh yes, Eric and Goosh get the week of Crom treatment. Prepare yourselves. Goosh peered over the lip of the cliff, down into the pit of the abysmal cave, the only light coming from an altar to the god Set. A wizard was walking about the crude construction, he was tall an gaunt, his eyes […]