Alan Smithee

One Reason I’m Glad to Live in Utah

The Bonneville Salt Flats (a scant 100 miles from where I sit) are host to all sorts of speed demons, but it’s a rare occasion that you get to see any kind of vehicle approach the multiple hundreds of miles per hour mark.

 Alan Smithee

CubeStormer II Beats Human Rubik’s Cube Solving Time

I know, I know, what’s it with all of these record breaking posts today X? It’s simple really, this post exists merely to warn you of our impending robot overlords.

 Alan Smithee

GLaDOS + Siri = Needs to Happen

GLaDOS + Siri = Needs to Happen

Are you unimpressed with the speaking voice of Siri on the new iPhone or wish you had a digital secretary who was overtly condescending and possibly trying to kill you then we’ve got a great video for you.

 Alan Smithee

Who Else Was This Kid?

I know there’s quite a few of you older folks reading WPR right now…so I gotta ask, were you like me and can relate to this kid’s situation?

 Alan Smithee

Herbivores Turned Carnivores

Herbivores Turned Carnivores

Nature is fraught with millions of species of animals who live to eat other animals but when you’re faced with an animal that is a natural herbivore and catch them eating something that’s not a plant, you’re left with a hanging jaw and revulsion for those animals who you thought were no threat.

 Alan Smithee

Bieber Egged

In keeping up with WPR’s history of guffawing celebrities getting shit thrown at them during a show…prepare to applaud the Aussies for doing Crom’s work.

 Alan Smithee

Exactly Why Half Life 3 Hasn’t Been Announced

Exactly Why Half Life 3 Hasn’t Been Announced

Oh Gabe Newell, when is it NOT funny to make a fat joke at your expense?