Ryan Thomason

WPR’s Official Salt Lake City Advance Screening of Hansel &Gretel: Witch Hunters

WPR’s Official Salt Lake City Advance Screening of Hansel &Gretel: Witch Hunters

You know, having some mean old witch try to bake you alive so she could eat you in her house made out of candy might make you want to kill all witches.

 Jasen

The Streaming Horror! (Week 1)

The Streaming Horror! (Week 1)

Your weekly fix for horror fans, whether you’re a noob, or a master of horror.

 Ryan Thomason

Adventure Time: Davey, Review

Adventure Time: Davey, Review

Who’s Davey? He’s the most normal balding dude in Ooo that just wants to sweep floors and live in a log cabin. Oh, and he’s Finn too.

 Ryan Thomason

Adventure Time: Jake the Dad, Episode Review

Adventure Time: Jake the Dad, Episode Review

Adventure Time addresses the super serious topic of fatherhood, in only a way that Adventure Time could.

 Ryan Thomason

The Theater Chair – Les Miserables

The Theater Chair – Les Miserables

Les Miserables made me LE SADFACE.

 Ryan Thomason

Merlin’s 5th and Final Season “Arthur’s Bane, Part 1”

Merlin’s 5th and Final Season “Arthur’s Bane, Part 1”

Who knew Knights of the Round Table also made great shirtless miners? Obviously, Morgana did.

 Jasen

Django Unchained “The D’s silent, white boy!”

Django Unchained “The D’s silent, white boy!”

Django Unchained “The D’s silent, white boy!” Content Because, Django Chained is a movie you don’t want to see, unless you’re into that kind of thing.

 Ryan Thomason

WPR’s Official SLC Advance Screening of Not Fade Away!

WPR’s Official SLC Advance Screening of Not Fade Away!

It’s about the MUSIC, MAAAAAAAN.

 Ryan Thomason

WPR’s Official SLC Advance Screening of GANGSTER SQUAD

WPR’s Official SLC Advance Screening of GANGSTER SQUAD

Totally not like those other old school mobster movies. Who cares, it’s movie entertainment! Hey is that Emma Stone? We’re totally in. WHEN: Monday, January 7th @ 7PM WHERE: Gateway Megaplex, Salt Lake City HOW TO GET TICKETS: Just go to GOFOBO and print off your vouchers! Show up Early to the theater, which is […]

 Ryan Thomason

The Walking Dead Mid-Season 3 Episode Leaves Me Yearning for More

The Walking Dead Mid-Season 3 Episode Leaves Me Yearning for More

Since we have to wait until February for more episodes, I didn’t feel a need to rush out any article on what’s happened so far this season. I’ve taken most of the time thinking about what’s happened, how it’s affected me, and how I wanted to relate it to you. I wanted to let my […]

 Jasen

V/H/S (2012)

V/H/S (2012)

VHS (2012) I love anthology films, they’re one of my favorite sub-genre. I hate found footage films, with a few exceptions of course. So what happens when you mix the two? Well

 Ryan Thomason

Revolution Mid-Season 1 Sputters into a Break

Revolution Mid-Season 1 Sputters into a Break

I was covering Revolution every episode until that Train episode. To say some kind of train pun about it being the point where I started to not care anymore might be too easy. Really, the show isn’t that bad it’s really, the best (and only) kind of post apoc show that is on right now. […]

 Jasen

Vampires, Zombies, Revenants? Oh my! (The Revenant)

Vampires, Zombies, Revenants? Oh my! (The Revenant)

Because nothing says you live in LA like killing and eating all the bad guys on the streets.

 Ryan Thomason

Adventure Time: Up a Tree, TV Review

Adventure Time: Up a Tree, TV Review

Sometimes, the perfect throw leads you on an adventure climbing up a giant tree, getting turned tiny, and imprisoned by tree dwelling animals. That’s basically what happened when Finn, Jake and Lady Rainicorn are on a picnic and Finn busts out their “Throwing catching disk” or a Frisbee as we know it. Finn gets Jake […]

 Jasen

Miami Connection: High Kicking It’s Way Into Theaters 25 Years Later

  Earlier this year The Alamo Draft House in Austin Texas showed the first reel of a movie they bought for a measly $50. Just to give you an idea of how cheep that is, most 35mm prints go for thousands of dollars, even the bad ones. This movie “Miami Connection” from 1987 had only […]