Hayley Knighten

Seattle Crypticon Horror Convention: Day One

Seattle Crypticon Horror Convention: Day One

I’ve been going to Crypticon Seattle for the last five years, and I have to say that this year’s convention was the best. It wasn’t the amazing celebrity guests though there were many including the Soska Sisters (writers/directors of American Mary) and Sid Haag (House of 1,000 Corpses). Nor was it showings of new indie […]

 Hayley Knighten

‘Twilight’ Author Producing ‘Anna Dressed in Blood’ Movie

‘Twilight’ Author Producing ‘Anna Dressed in Blood’ Movie

Anna Dressed in Blood is coming to the big screen thanks to none other than Stephenie Meyer, author of the Twilight Saga. Meyer’s production company Fickle Fish Films works to bring new author’s work to the big screen. The tagline for Kendare Blake’s 2011 ghost story is “just your average boy-meets-girl, girl-kills-people story.” Best. Tagline. […]

 Hayley Knighten

Top Five Young Adult Fiction Clichés

Top Five Young Adult Fiction Clichés

Seven years, four books, and five awful movies ago Twilight was released and since then the young adult genre has exploded with new paranormal romance titles. Say what you will about Twilight, but that one book has since altered the entire genre, doing for YA novels what Halloween did for horror movies. Now the following […]

 Jasen

Nothing Says ‘The Loved Ones’ Like Battery Acid and Power Drills

Nothing Says ‘The Loved Ones’ Like Battery Acid and Power Drills

Who says you can’t have your own Prom at home?

 Alan Smithee

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – Trailer

I’ll keep my comments on this series to myself…but it looks like I’ve got a hard night of drinking ahead of me come November 18th.

 Alan Smithee

Breaking Dawn – Trailer & Impressions

OMG OMG OMG Vampires that can walk in daylight getting married to women who don’t have any emotion on their faces, all while a guy runs shirtless in the rain? Oh man. I need this movie like a crack baby needs health insurance!

 Ryan Thomason

The End is Finally Coming!

The End is Finally Coming!

Hooray! Tween/Teenage/20 somethings/30 somethings/40 somethings/OK EVERY FEMALE category group can finally stop being depressed about how they don’t have an Edward or Jacob in the lives, instead of moving on from a fictional book series about a 100 year old vampire pedophile and a young manwolf who lost his shirt in the woods. Oh, and […]

 Ryan Thomason

Justin Lin Moving Ahead with Highlander Reboot

Justin Lin Moving Ahead with Highlander Reboot

Since Fast Five made a boatload of money, Justin Lin’s name has been getting attached to nearly every reboot or next big movie. At least now we know who is backing up a Highlander reboot, with Justin Lin at the helm.

 

Comic Review: Undying Love # – Twilight Meets Hellblazer

Comic Review: Undying Love # – Twilight Meets Hellblazer

Love can blossom anywhere, even between an ex-soldier and a vampire.

 Ryan Thomason

Great…Red Riding Hood is the New Twilight

Great…Red Riding Hood is the New Twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZU9OxNY_Y Catherine Hardwicke’s (Director of Twilight) next paranormal film already has me tuned out. Amanda Seyfried and her werewolf suitors are trying very hard to make medieval orgies the new Twilight crapfest. A new trailer is all bosoms, blood…and Gary Oldman. Red Riding Hood, which is set to hit theaters on March 11th, is all […]

 Ryan Thomason

Tonight, Twilight Fans Will Die.

Tonight, Twilight Fans Will Die.

>Well, not because of murder, but well, Twilight fans have a way of getting spontaneous combustion whenever they think the books are becoming real.

 

Blockbusters confusing item stock, and Twilight bandages.

Today I found Twilight: New Moon bandages at my local blockbuster store. At first I was bemused, thinking to myself, yes that is what I need Jacob covering up my booboos, or better yet, Alice Cullen aka Ashley Greene. (Yeah, I have a bit of a celebrity crush, I’m okay with that.) Now despite my […]

 

The Difference Between Mangoes and Peanut Butter M & Ms

The Difference Between Mangoes and Peanut Butter M & Ms

You know how lots of people believe that every person has a soul mate and that they can compliment each other perfectly? Well, I think every movie has a food that compliments it perfectly. Let me demonstrate. I just watched New Moon, and I have decided that The Twilight books and movies would be perfect with peanut butter M & Ms.

 

ADEQUATELY-SIZED PODCAST: Episode 5, “The Rage of Ben”

ADEQUATELY-SIZED PODCAST: Episode 5, “The Rage of Ben”

This week, the guys from Adequately-Sized Podcast talk about The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. Not even weed could help Chad understand the movie. Because life interjected and they weren’t able to see ‘The Losers,’ the boys give a quick review of the recently released to DVD Sherlock Holmes. Stick around for an attempted “Half-Assed-Backwards” on […]

 Alan Smithee

Glenn Beck’s Freakout – In Vampire Format

We don’t normally do political stories, but The Pilsbury Doughboy Glenn Beck went off the deep end on his radio show the other day when a caller suggested that he is misleading the American people when it comes to healthcare reform. This had me in tears laughing this morning, compared to how stressed out the […]