Kyle J. Steenblik

American Assassin was Predictably Tedious and Bland [Review]

American Assassin was Predictably Tedious and Bland [Review]

American Assassin Directed by: Michael Cuesta Written by: Stephen Schiff, Michael Finch, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz Based on American Assassin by Vince Flynn Starring: Dylan O’Brien, Michael Keaton, Sanaa Lathan, Shiva Negar, Taylor Kitsch Running time 111 minutes Release date September 15, 2017 Rated R for Strong Violence, Including Torture, Persuasive Language, and Brief Sexuality/Nudity. […]

 Alan Smithee

John Carter – Trailer #2

John Carter – Trailer #2

The first theorem of movie trailers states “if you take tons of action, and mix it with a rendition of Led Zeppelin’s ‘Kashmir’, you are guaranteed instant success”. I hope to Crom this remains true.

 Ryan Thomason

John Carter Trailer Just Blew My Socks Off

John Carter Trailer Just Blew My Socks Off

2012 can’t come soon enough, whoooo baby.