Alan Smithee

GTA 5 Sold $800,000,000 on Day 1

GTA 5 Sold $800,000,000 on Day 1

That’s a lot of zeros.

 Alan Smithee

GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony, October 29th

GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony, October 29th

Yes, GTA fans, you too will be able to get your hands on the newest DLC for Grand Theft Auto IV this fall (October 29th, didn’t you see the title?) in the form of The Ballad of Gay Tony. Unfortunately you won’t be playing Gay Tony himself, but one of his many bodyguards as the […]

 Alan Smithee

MWN Discusses: The Recent Delays

MWN Discusses: The Recent Delays

Take-Two Interactive announced the other day that Bioshock 2 (among three of its peers) won’t be hitting until 2010. Already it’s hitting the company’s stock pretty hard. I think they’re poised to earn a ton of it back when they finally start cashing checks in the months following the glut of games that will drop […]

 Alan Smithee

BioShock 2 Delayed, Hopefully Indefinitely

BioShock 2 Delayed, Hopefully Indefinitely

In a jarring change of events, Take-Two interactive has announced today that they plan on pushing back the release of an unnecessary sequel to a game that really didn’t leave any lingering questions. Oooooh, big whoopty-doo, you get to play as a big daddy this time around. The game has been pushed out of the […]