Robert Chesley

VIDEO: “Star Wars” in 3 minutes

VIDEO: “Star Wars” in 3 minutes

This is a really cool video giving you the entire plot of the film “A New Hope” in about 3 minutes. Oh, by the way, it also features action figure actors.

 Alan Smithee

Cowboys & Aliens – Trailer #2

Cowboys & Aliens – Trailer #2

This movie has just about everything a super ‘manboy’ like me needs to be completely entertained. It has James Bond fighting Aliens with the help of Han Solo in a fucking Western movie.

 Alan Smithee

Ackbar Practices His Penetrations

Ackbar Practices His Penetrations

This website can’t repel a video of this magnitude.

 Robert Chesley

VIDEO: Jedi Badminton

Ever wanted to know what it would be like if Jedis played normal “Earth” sports?

 Alan Smithee

Kosinski, Please Don’t Jinx Tron 3

Kosinski, Please Don’t Jinx Tron 3

Please Joe, don’t curse a movie that we all want to see! You should try calming down and take a few seconds to breathe before starting in on the Tron 3 hype…our databases and my fingers can’t take the extra work!

 Alan Smithee

Star Wars: The Old Republic’s Bounty Hunters Explained

Star Wars: The Old Republic’s Bounty Hunters Explained

Did you want to be Boba Fett as a kid? Sure we all did…until he fell like a bitch into a sarlaac pit. Hell, even some of us kids were strange (namely me) and wanted to pretend they were Bossk. Regardless of who or what you took away from the original trilogy when it comes […]

 Evan Burkey

Damn You, Lucas: Phantom Menace 3D Gets A Release Date

Damn You, Lucas: Phantom Menace 3D Gets A Release Date

Just in case you didn’t hate the 3d film fad enough, now you can enjoy George Lucas ruining an already mediocre movie.

 Robert Chesley

“Star Wars: The Phantom Menace” Gets A 3D Theatrical Date

“Star Wars: The Phantom Menace” Gets A 3D Theatrical Date

According to Starwars.com we are finally getting a firm release date for the start of the 3D re-releases of the entire Star Wars saga.

 Robert Chesley

Fans Of Star Wars Blaster Schematics Now Have A T-Shirt

Fans Of Star Wars Blaster Schematics Now Have A T-Shirt

Our favorite limited edition and geek guilty pleasure culture t-shirt vendor, TeeFury brings us a shirt that will help all of us build our very own “Han Solo Blaster”.

 Robert Chesley

TeeFury Tempts My NBA Fandom With Interesting Star Wars Shirt.

TeeFury Tempts My NBA Fandom With Interesting Star Wars Shirt.

I usually reserve to talking about only 1 or 2 TeeFury shirts a week, but this design was way cool.

 

Make It Happen: The Lost Adventures of Han and Chewbacca

I want to start up a new series of articles, probably obviously by now, called “Make It Happen.” It’s pretty much just me talking about how I often sit around and think of some pretty awesome game ideas in my spare time and sometimes, the ideas sound like they would be not only feasible, but […]

 Robert Chesley

5 Great Movie-Mentos Commercials

5 Great Movie-Mentos Commercials

While I spend my exile through Youtube, I thought I would share these 5 funny Mentos parody clips with you.

 

Kinect: Star Wars Scheduled for Holiday Season 2011

Kinect: Star Wars Scheduled for Holiday Season 2011

Will this FINALLY be the game that allows you to experience the joys of lightsaber stabbedy goodness in first person the way we’ve been waiting for since the debut of the Wii?!

 Robert Chesley

National Geek Call In Sick Day – Star Wars Saga on Blu-ray September 27th

National Geek Call In Sick Day – Star Wars Saga on Blu-ray September 27th

According to Amazon… The Star Wars Trilogy on Blu-ray is set to ship September 27th, 2011. Businesses everywhere brace for impact.

 Robert Chesley

Tee Fury Tells Egon, “It’s a Trap.”

Tee Fury Tells Egon, “It’s a Trap.”