Alan Smithee

Got Boobs? Borderlands 2 Wants YOU!

Got Boobs? Borderlands 2 Wants YOU!

You lucky women, it’s not fair that you can land a job just based on personal appearances. If you have a knack for modeling and want to be considered for a live-action model for Gearbox Studios’ Borderlands 2, then I’m doubly jealous of you.

 Alan Smithee

Gearbox’s Latest Aliens: Colonial Marines Video Takes us Back to LV-426

Gearbox’s Latest Aliens: Colonial Marines Video Takes us Back to LV-426

For me, Aliens was one of the most influential movies when I was growing up (besides Tron). While the original was great, Aliens took that film and pumped it up full of steroids and testosterone, and now we get to go back for more.

 Alan Smithee

Borderlands 2 Shows Us Some Assets

Borderlands 2 Shows Us Some Assets

You’re probably not as insane for this series as most of the staff at WPR are, but we can’t help it…the first game was just so intensely great and complete that it’s a foregone conclusion that we’re all pretty much going to be at our local GameStores purchasing the collectors editions on the day of.

 Alan Smithee

Aliens: Colonial Marines Arrives Next Spring

Aliens: Colonial Marines Arrives Next Spring

You can’t swing a dead cat within the WPR office without hitting an Aliens fan. We love this series and were devastated when this project seemed like it was hitting development hell, but we’re glad to find out from Sega and Randy Pitchford that the game is planning on releasing next spring.

 Alan Smithee

Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold

Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold

We don’t normally do too many of these _____ game has gone gold posts, but today…I think it’s incumbent upon us to let you know that this game is past their might happen phase and has moved into its WILL HAPPEN phase.

 Alan Smithee

Randy Pitchford NEEDS Duke Nukem

Randy Pitchford NEEDS Duke Nukem

We’ve learned a few things over the years, pumpers like to pump, pumpers need to pump, and Randy Pitchford apparently doesn’t want to live in a world where Duke doesn’t exist.

 Alan Smithee

Borderlands DLC Available Now

Borderlands DLC Available Now

If you’re a fan of our Red-Light Roundtable podcast here on WPR, then you’re probably also a fan of the most kick ass game I’ve played this year, Borderlands. We’ve all fapped over how much we’ve enjoyed this game, despite its shortcomings. Well the wait is finally over for the latest iteration of DLC for […]

 Alan Smithee

Borderlands DLC Already Being Made

Borderlands DLC Already Being Made

Randy Pitchford, lead of Gearbox…the guys who are making Borderlands, has stated recently that there is DLC already in development for their game before it’s even been released. Oh you silly man you!

 Alan Smithee

GFX Whores, Get Borderlands on PC

GFX Whores, Get Borderlands on PC

The man behind Gearbox, Randy Pitchford, let us in on a little info recently about his upcoming game Borderlands. Apparently the best looking version of the game will be released on the PC, but in his own words: “The PC version destroys all the console versions in terms of the image fidelity – assuming you […]

 Alan Smithee

Borderlands has Gearbox shakin’ in their boots

Borderlands has Gearbox shakin’ in their boots

Ever wonder what kind of private hell game developers put themselves through? I do, and after hearing about the private dread that Gearbox’s Randy Pitchford has been having…I don’t think I’d ever want to be in his position. His company’s big title hitting the shelves this holiday season, Borderlands, is facing some stiff competition. “When […]

 Alan Smithee

Gearbox Says Remain Calm

Gearbox Says Remain Calm

Randy Pitchford, CEO of Gearbox software, revealed in an interview with CVG that there really is no need to worry about whether or not the much anticipated Aliens: Colonial Marines will actually be coming out in 2010. “I know that there hasn’t been much talk about what we’re doing for awhile and that more details […]