Alan Smithee

The Darkness II – Catch Up Trailer

What’s that you say? You never played the first game in the series? You’re telling me you don’t have the $5 to go to GameStop and pick up a copy of this fine ass game? Ok, well I guess you can just watch this trailer to get caught up on all the fun.

 Alan Smithee

One Game Remake Just Sold Me on PlayStation Vita

One Game Remake Just Sold Me on PlayStation Vita

Drumroll please…

 Alan Smithee

Final Fantasy XIII-3 Domain Registered

Uh oh, does this mean that we’ll have a third volume of this series?

 Alan Smithee

Syndicate Remake Director Tries to Quell Nerd Rage

Syndicate Remake Director Tries to Quell Nerd Rage

When the news leaked of Starbreeze Studios remaking the classic Bullfrog isometric strategy game for the current generation as a first person shooter, the Internet just about melted down with tons of nerd rage…myself included I’m afraid to say.

 Alan Smithee

Vampires Return to Skyrim

I think I speak for all of the staff when I say…FUCK YES!

 Alan Smithee

Syndicate Remake Will Be a First Person Shooter

I hate to be THAT gamer, but after reading the leaked information about the EA reboot of the Syndicate franchise (which hasn’t seen a new game in over 14 years), I’ve just about lost hope for gaming remakes of classic PC game series.

 Evan Burkey

Feast Your Eyes On The Persona 4: The Ultimate in Mayonaka Arena Trailer

Feast Your Eyes On The Persona 4: The Ultimate in Mayonaka Arena Trailer

I can bearly wait!

 Jill Seale

One Piece: Kaizoku Musou Confirmed

One Piece: Kaizoku Musou Confirmed

In America-speak, that means they’re making a One Piece Dynasty Warriors game.

 

Jurassic Park Action Montage!

Jurassic Park Action Montage!

Cretaceous Park Action Montage just doesn’t have that ring to it.

 Evan Burkey

Atlus Announces Persona 5; Persona 4 on PSP Vita

Atlus Announces Persona 5; Persona 4 on PSP Vita

BEST. NEWS. EVER.

 Jill Seale

PAX 2011: Rock of Ages

PAX 2011: Rock of Ages

From the minds of Ace Team, the nice people who brought you Zeno Clash, comes another game with a distinctive artstyle and an interesting premise.

 Alan Smithee

PAX 2011: Borderlands 2 is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

PAX 2011: Borderlands 2 is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Ok, gird your loins people, we’ve got a good year before this game comes out and we in the WPaRmy will be bringing you every single screenshot and video that comes our way from the fine folks at Gearbox and 2k Games.

 Alan Smithee

PAX 2011: Final Fantasy XIII-2 New Trailer

PAX 2011: Final Fantasy XIII-2 New Trailer

If you enjoyed Final Fantasy XIII then this is for you. I for one hated the gameplay and repetitiveness but I (like so many other gamers out there) will be picking this game up when it comes out in January to see if Square-Enix has finally gotten it right for once.

 Alan Smithee

PAX 2011: New Screens From Mass Effect 3

PAX 2011: New Screens From Mass Effect 3

I may not be at PAX 2011, but that’s not going to stop me from fapping all over these new images of Shepard and Company gallivanting across the cosmos.

 Evan Burkey

PAX 2011: Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

We kick off our PAX 2011 coverage with a look at one of the most anticipated games of 2011.