Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 Intro Leaked

Gran Turismo 5 Intro Leaked

It may not be as epic as the intro for the previous game (sorry, Panama by Van Halen is awesome), but here it be. The new intro movie for Gran Turismo 5. Sorry everyone, it’s a cam version until someone decides to put up a better version.

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 Delayed, AGAIN! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

Gran Turismo 5 Delayed, AGAIN! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m seriously getting pissed off by Yamauchi-san when it comes to this game…I was fully hoping that this game would finally be in my hands in the next couple of weeks (since it was announced for its November-ish release date). Turns out that I’ll have to buy other stuff to keep me entertained in the […]

 Alan Smithee

Eurogamer Expo 2010 – Gran Turismo 5 Rome Footage

Eurogamer Expo 2010 – Gran Turismo 5 Rome Footage

I CAN’T STAND IT, hurry the F*** up and release this game already Sony! Seriously, it’s been years and years of pushing and prodding for us to get to this point, but it’s almost upon us and it looks gorgeous.

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 – Two New Videos

Easiest $60 bucks Sony can make off of gearheads like me.

 Alan Smithee

Polyphony Digital, Just Release the Damned Game!

I can’t get mad at you because I know that I’m going to be playing this game for MONTHS after it finally comes out, but please, for the love of Crom…we’ve been teased to death! It’s time to quietly shut up about details and videos like the one above and get onto the process of […]

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 – More Teasing Screenshots

Gran Turismo 5 – More Teasing Screenshots

C’mon Kaz…we’ve waited long enough. It’s time for you to actually release this fucking game or cancel it already. I don’t think your series will survive if this one isn’t a huge seller, too much hype vs substance will eventually drive your dedicated audience to the competition if you guys don’t get this game into […]

 Alan Smithee

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

If you hadn’t noticed, it seems that the guys at Polyphony Digital can’t seem to settle on just what exactly Gran Turismo 5 is supposed to be. Today, it’s been announced that there will be a NASCAR mode included in the final game when it’s released SOMETIME this year, maybe.

 Alan Smithee

I Totally Wanted GT PSP (Note the Past Tense)

I Totally Wanted GT PSP (Note the Past Tense)

I was a complete lock for picking up GT PSP when it comes out in a few weeks, until I found out that they’ve included Jay Leno’s voice in the game. Now, I’m not so sure that I want the palette-swaped-skunk haired ex-host of The Tonight Show to be invading my game. Yeah I know […]

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo PSP Box Art

Gran Turismo PSP Box Art

Well it seems that Kazunori Yamauchi has let the proverbial cat out of the bag when it comes to the much-anticipated Gran Turismo PSP. This is the cover art for the box that you’re checking out right now. It’ll be out (hopefully) on October 1st this year and looks fucking hot. In case you don’t […]