Xopher Reed

If Guile’s Theme Had Lyrics

If Guile’s Theme Had Lyrics

I never would have dreamed that someone would make a music video for Guile’s theme song (from Street Fighter II fame), much less one with lyrics drawing attention to the one distinguishing feature that most fans probably never noticed. Warning, slightly NSFW (cartoon blood and an f word, gasp!) content.  

 Xopher Reed

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie – Red-Band Trailer (NSFW)

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie – Red-Band Trailer (NSFW)

There’s cussing (rampant Eric F-Bombs FTW), a scene with a male appendage being affixed to the head of Tim as he pounds a ‘just for fun doll’, and just all around Tim & Eric unfiltered shenanigans. Oh my God I can’t wait…

 Xopher Reed

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas – Red Band Trailer (NSFW)

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas – Red Band Trailer (NSFW)

***WARNING*** DO NOT CLICK PLAY ON THE TRAILER CONTAINED WITHIN UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE FOLLOWING: NPH getting a HJ, cocaine use, marijuana use, blood, boobs, lingerie, and claymation phalli. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! Ok now that we’ve weeded the prudes out, it’s time to get down to business. It’s a foregone conclusion that […]

 Xopher Reed

Your Highness – Red Band Trailer

Just a warning to those that might want to see this while at work…NSFW!

 Xopher Reed

I <3 Kevin Smith

Besides being one of the most under appreciated geek movie directors and podcasters on the planet, Kevin Smith now wants to rescue the movie industry from itself…and I agree with him for the most part.

 James Helsby

Ever wanted to see Dr. Girlfriend’s Nipple? – NSFW

Ever wanted to see Dr. Girlfriend’s Nipple? – NSFW

I don’t think it ever made it onto TV, but apparently in the uncut Season 3 episodes, Dr. Girlfriend aka Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, accidentally lets one of the geese out of the barn. And it’s fucking awesome!

 Xopher Reed

Morning Cup o’ Music (NSFW)

Dethklok – Murmaider

 Xopher Reed

Samus Shows Off Her Goods (potential NSFW)

Samus Shows Off Her Goods (potential NSFW)

It’s not everyday that us geeks get to see ladies dressed as our favorite sci-fi/videogame heroines take off their clothes and show us their gear. At a recent burlesque show in Los Angeles some ladies did just that, and of course I just had to share them with you all.

 Ryan Wilson

The All-Nighter

Lets face it, the real fun happens at night time. Why waste it on something as petty as sleep? The All-Nighter is here to help you stay awake. Today’s clip is an animated trip through a psychotic mind, as animated by Stephen Murphy. Here’s Psychosis. S̱͙͎͇͝l̷̲͉̲̞̜̭̠̱͖̩̫̗̖̳̣̹̣͕̀ę̡̭̜̥͇̖̕͟͝e̛͇̣͍͕͢͠͝p̨̕͠͏̤͓̖̙̗̰̳̝̰͖̜͖̯ ̢̛͓̻͚̯̲̬͉͖̜̥̪̙ͅt̶̡͍̻̬̼̼͉̝͎̞̣̠̤͕̪͚͡͞ͅį̸̮̱͍̼̼̠̟̺͉̖͘͜ͅg̨͖̩̼̦͉̖̦̟͔͚̯͠͡ͅh̵̶̴̵̜̣̫̲̻̮̰̻̼̼̪̳̮͔̜͔͙̤̥t̷͈͚̟͙̲̰̰̺̥̪͘͜ͅ

 Xopher Reed

Kick-Ass – One More Red Band Trailer

Kick-Ass – One More Red Band Trailer

This might very wll be the very last red band trailer for the upcoming movie Kick-Ass. It’s got blood, swearing, and some jerkin’ references so it might be NSFW for some of you out there.

 Xopher Reed

Kick-Ass: Red Band Trailer

Kick-Ass: Red Band Trailer

I’m so damned excited for this movie to come out, you have no idea. I can’t wait to see all the conservatives here in the United States get their panties in a wad when they hear the mouth on Hit Girl…or the fact that she’s murdering people left and right. Wait, they’ll be alright with […]