Alan Smithee

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas – Red Band Trailer (NSFW)

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas – Red Band Trailer (NSFW)

***WARNING*** DO NOT CLICK PLAY ON THE TRAILER CONTAINED WITHIN UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE FOLLOWING: NPH getting a HJ, cocaine use, marijuana use, blood, boobs, lingerie, and claymation phalli. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! Ok now that we’ve weeded the prudes out, it’s time to get down to business. It’s a foregone conclusion that […]

 Alan Smithee

The Smurfs Movie – Really.

The Smurfs Movie – Really.

I shouldn’t be surprised. I mean what hasn’t Hollywood done a remake of so far? I hold out no hope for this movie that will chronicle the Smurfs as their homes and village somehow get transported through space and time to New York City’s Central Park. Stupid storyline maybe…but the cast has me intrigued.