Googles 2012 Valentines Day Doodle Is a Blasphemy

Rarely do I get fired up, but when Google goes ahead and decides to take a political stance in such a way, I just can’t put up with it.  

Mr Stinklines Talks ‘Total Recall’ Reboot

Colin Farrel talked to IGN about the reboot of Total Recall, it’s going to be more serious it seems. Though, the only thing I can think about being more serious about is giving him more stinklines in every image I see of him.  

How About You Finish First Class, Before You Even TALK Sequels

What’s with all these movies that come out lately not even hitting the theaters, and apparently the directors, studios and producers already assume they’ve got four or five movies to milk out of whatever franchise they are sucking dry at the moment, Matthew Vaughn is no different when it comes to X-men: First class.  

MTV Has No Soul

The network that brings you such thought provoking cinema such as Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, and The Real World *Insert ‘Challenge’ or ‘City Name’, released their trailer taking a dump on the old Michael J Fox starred Teen Wolf franchise.  

Wait, Xmen 4 and 5 are STILL In The Works?

As someone who saw the X3 movie once, and then never wanted to go back to it, you’re probably just as surprised as I am that they are even TALKING about making 2 more movies from after Last Stand.  

MGM Digitally Reworking Enemies in ‘Red Dawn’

Even the Wolverines didn't see this dumb new angle coming.Because of fears that the worlds largest growing market for the entertainment industry might not approve of the film, MGM has digitally taken out everything that resembled China, and substituted in the most toothless excuse for an invading army ever.