The Water Temple: Months of Your Life, Wasted

The Water Temple: Months of Your Life, Wasted

If you’re anything like me, or you know, actually human then you remember The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s Water Temple. Which is by far the most frustrating temple you encounter in the game, simply because of the switches. All the switches. Switches in the environment, switches in boots and switching your items around. […]

 

Malon: She’s a Bowser Fan

Malon: She’s a Bowser Fan

The other day I was browsing through the Zelda Wiki (here) on a sense of boredom. It’s a great past time, really, going to your favourite universe’s Wiki site and clicking links inside, researching places, characters and anything else you can really imagine. You can literally spend hours reading trivia and learning things you might […]

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Nintentards Get Ready!

Nintentards Get Ready!

Hey you corporate whores who have nothing better to do than throw money at a company who doesn’t deserve it, today your lords and masters over at Nintendo announced the release date of the brand-new-to-everyone-but-Japan DSi for the 5th of April (10th of April 2011 for the UK I’m guessing…). [rant]So what does that mean […]