Alan Smithee

Six Minutes of DC Universe Online

Six Minutes of DC Universe Online

and release date for SOE’s newest MMORPG.

 Ryan Thomason

Star Wars: The Old Republic

Star Wars: The Old Republic

As if knowing that Warhammer 40k could possibly kill my marriage if I were to get it. The stiffy from that game can’t measure to my orgasm when I read about this one. I rocked both of the Knights of The Old Republic games Bioware shipped out what seems ages ago, easily putting something like […]

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000: Dark Millenium Online

Warhammer 40,000: Dark Millenium Online

Ever since I got in to the tabletop game I have been dying for a game like this to be made, and now it’s here…sorta. Thanks to the E3 show this week, the guys from Vigil Games and THQ have finally let the cat out of the bag with the newly anointed MMO, Warhammer 40k […]

 Ryan Thomason

Lord of the Rings Online: Free!?

Lord of the Rings Online: Free!?

Coming this fall, you’ll get to play this already setup, running and burgeoning MMO. Yes, for free. Whats the catch you ask? Well, I’m hard pressed to find one, since I don’t actually know much about the gameworld and the system, but hey, why the hell NOT give it a try?

 Alan Smithee

Get Your Sith On – Two New Star Wars Game Trailers

Get Your Sith On – Two New Star Wars Game Trailers

Wow, for all of you people out there that aren’t at work, or browsing the internet, you’re missing one hell of a day. If you’re a huge Star Wars fan, get ready because LucasArts and BioWare have both come out with new trailers for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed and Star Wars: The Old Republic […]

 Alan Smithee

APB’s Intro Cinematic – Prepare to Fap

APB’s Intro Cinematic – Prepare to Fap

Watch the intro cinematic for EA’s upcoming MMO, APB.

 Alan Smithee

The End of my Life, Revealed at E3?

The End of my Life, Revealed at E3?

In case you’ve missed it, I’ve been fapping over the fact that Vigil games has been working on a Warhammer 40,000 MMO for over a year now. It seems that we will finally get our chance to see what they’ve been working on for the past couple of years, at this year’s E3. According to […]

 Alan Smithee

OnLive Starts its Hype Machine

OnLive Starts its Hype Machine

We here at MediaWhoreNetwork have been following the buildup of the two giant cloud computer gaming companies since we were founded back in 2008. Right now it’s Dave Perry’s Gaikai vs the guys at OnLive. The promise of not needing any high end computing system / graphics card to play some of the most awesome […]

 Ryan Thomason

Battlestar Galactica Online MMO?

Battlestar Galactica Online MMO?

Couldn’t get enough of Battlestar Galactica? Still can’t? Well, it looks like a German Developer is going to be fulfilling your wishes.

 Alan Smithee

DC Universe Online Releases Some New…Assets?

DC Universe Online Releases Some New…Assets?

DC has released a few new screenshots for the much delayed MMO, DC Universe Online featuring their most…robust Superman relative Power Girl, aka Kara Zor-L. In the screenshots you can catch Kara beating the hell out of a multitude of the rogue gallery of the DCU. The game has been in development hell for ages […]

 Alan Smithee

Star Wars: The Old Republic – Expect Delays

Star Wars: The Old Republic – Expect Delays

For those of you out there in the audience that were hoping to get your grubby little digits on Bioware’s MMO Star Wars: The Old Republic this year…sorry, not happening.

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

I love my wife dearly, but she’d better get ready to file the divorce papers right now, cause I will officially have no life when this game comes out. All of us Games Workshop nerds who used to play this game on tabletop terrain tables in the back corners of smelly comic shops will finally […]

 Alan Smithee

The Lich King…is Dead

I’ll never play this game, and I’ll certainly never hit the levels that would be needed to see this cinematic. But for all of you other WoW fans, here’s the ending of the Lich King.

 Evan Burkey

PAX 2009: EVE Online

PAX 2009: EVE Online

Even though I play World of Warcraft near-religiously, I maintain that Eve Online is the best MMO on the market right now. Though I don’t have the time to invest into it right now, I’ve played it extensively in the past. Understandably, I was excited to speak with some devs from Eve, and came away […]

 Alan Smithee

Dragon Ball MMO?

I’ll be very upset if this game never reaches the American shores. As of right now it’s about to go into beta testing in Korea. The great bit, besides the cel-shading of the characters is that Akira Toriyama is doing most of the artwork for the game. I call dibs on being a Namekian woman!