Ryan Thomason

Adventure Time Season 3 Finale: Incendium

Damn, the third season of Adventure Time has wrapped up, at least it went out on a high note. This episode was all about Jake trying to find a way to mend the broken heart of Finn, who really needs to get over Princess Bubblegum.

 Ryan Thomason

Adventure Time: Dad’s Dungeon – Mini Review

Adventure Time: Dad’s Dungeon – Mini Review

You know how I’ve now realized my Dad never truly loved me? He never custom made a dungeon for me to fight my way through and claim the family Demon Blood Sword. What a horrible, horrible thing to neglect to do upon a child.

 Ryan Thomason

Adventure Time: Marcelines Closet – Mini Review

Adventure Time: Marcelines Closet – Mini Review

Balloons are instruments of the future, and Finn see’s a side of Marceline that he’ll never be able to forget. Ever.

 Ryan Thomason

50/50, Real Steel – Movie Mini Reviews

50/50, Real Steel – Movie Mini Reviews

I went in with low expectations and left with a great feeling. Then I got bored to death. Guess which movie I’m talking about.

 Ryan Thomason

Wilfred – All Caught up Mini Review

Who would have thought a show about a guy in a dog suit, who is actually a dog, making Elijah Wood, the only guy who can see him as a non-dog do bong hits would be a great show?

 James Helsby

Haiku Review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Haiku Review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Can I summarize Rise of the Planet of the Apes in a Haiku?

 

Star Wars: Invasion – Revelations #2 – Mini Review

Being a huge Star Wars fan since I was a kid, It was a pleasure reading Star Wars: Invasion – Revelations #2. Will you too share my opinion?

 Alan Smithee

Domo in the World – Mini Review

Domo in the World – Mini Review

When I think of children’s board books, you know the ones made from that much thicker and rigid material than paper (the kind that a kid has to actively decide to destroy), I never thought I’d ever include the words Japanese mascot and haiku in the review.

 Alan Smithee

Starborn #9 – Mini Review

Starborn #9 – Mini Review

Khary Randolph and Chris Roberson have stolen the title of favorite new comic away and aren’t sorry about doing so.

 

Shadows of the Damned – Mini Review

Shadows of the Damned – Mini Review

After defeating a large demon in the street, Garcia Hotspur finds that the forces of hell have gathered and have taken his girlfriend Paula.

 Robert Chesley

Mini Review – Rango

Mini Review – Rango

It’s about time that I finally got around to seeing this film. I heard such great things about it and well, it finally came in the mail via Netflix last night.

 

Machete – Mini Review

Machete – Mini Review

I’ve had a taste of Robert Rodriguez’s love of the ridiculous with Planet Terror, but I was not prepared for the bar he raised with Machete.