What Really Grinds My Gears: Non News

What Really Grinds My Gears: Non News

Today WPR blogger Jamie Gibson said that he ate Fish, chips and beans for his tea. Now you’d better go blog that, because apparently that is what constitutes as news.

 Alan Smithee

One Step Closer to a Wii Sex Simulator

One Step Closer to a Wii Sex Simulator

Ok, I should at least be somewhat vindicated by now that the Wii is just a peripheral selling hunk of junk, that I, like so many other people bought into. I regret it…even more so than my PS3, at least the PS3 can play current gen games and lets me watch the Blu-Rays. This the […]

 Alan Smithee

So, I’m not the only one who’s sick of Rhythm Games?

So, I’m not the only one who’s sick of Rhythm Games?

Everyone’s favorite wizard of numbers Michael Pachter is back this week with some startling figures that surprised even me…that the music game industry sales are down 49% compared to last year. What even more startling is that the biggest drop in sales compared to last year isn’t with the Guitar Hero franchise, but with Rock […]

 Alan Smithee

GTA V Next Year, Someone Lock Up Jack Thompson Before He Hears

GTA V Next Year, Someone Lock Up Jack Thompson Before He Hears

It seems the proverbial cat has been let out of the proverbial bag when it comes to the fate of the Grand Theft Auto series. We know now that they’ve been developing the sequel to GTA IV for a year now thanks to the mad ramblings of everyone’s favorite analyist, Michael Pachter. “Management declined to […]