Ryan Thomason

I’m Going to the Moon! (If I had $150 Million)

I’m Going to the Moon! (If I had $150 Million)

Hello fellow wealthy citizen of Earth! Do you also have a cool $150 Million dollars that you were just going to use as toilet paper and/or for burning in your fireplace instead of wood to keep your mansion warm? Let’s go to the moon together instead!

 Ryan Thomason

Tonight, Twilight Fans Will Die.

Tonight, Twilight Fans Will Die.

>Well, not because of murder, but well, Twilight fans have a way of getting spontaneous combustion whenever they think the books are becoming real.