Jill Seale

Fatty Fatty No Parents: Local News Station Digs Deep to Find That Portal 2 Hates Orphans

Fatty Fatty No Parents: Local News Station Digs Deep to Find That Portal 2 Hates Orphans

And by “digs deep” I mean “takes a reactionary stance and rides that baby all the way to the bank.”

 

Wait, Something Interesting Happened In My Town?

Wait, Something Interesting Happened In My Town?

I don’t feel any guilt in saying that my town is a big piece of shit. We’re overshadowed by the likes of Liverpool and Manchester, we’ve got nothing to offer and we’re just overall mediocre. So nothing interesting ever happens here and I’ll be glad to see the back of it when I eventually leave. […]