Alan Smithee

Total Recall Remake Might Not Be on Mars

Total Recall Remake Might Not Be on Mars

We’ve learned two very interesting things about the Columbia remake of Philip K. Dick’s We Can Remember It for You Wholesale. The first is that the dad from Malcolm in the Middle will be the villain, and the other…well you can read the headline yourself.

 Ryan Thomason

Total Recall Reboot? BLAARHGAGHGHGH!

Total Recall Reboot? BLAARHGAGHGHGH!

No Ahnold? I’m not waiting for it.