Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 Delayed, AGAIN! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

Gran Turismo 5 Delayed, AGAIN! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m seriously getting pissed off by Yamauchi-san when it comes to this game…I was fully hoping that this game would finally be in my hands in the next couple of weeks (since it was announced for its November-ish release date). Turns out that I’ll have to buy other stuff to keep me entertained in the […]

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo 5 – More Teasing Screenshots

Gran Turismo 5 – More Teasing Screenshots

C’mon Kaz…we’ve waited long enough. It’s time for you to actually release this fucking game or cancel it already. I don’t think your series will survive if this one isn’t a huge seller, too much hype vs substance will eventually drive your dedicated audience to the competition if you guys don’t get this game into […]

 Alan Smithee

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

If you hadn’t noticed, it seems that the guys at Polyphony Digital can’t seem to settle on just what exactly Gran Turismo 5 is supposed to be. Today, it’s been announced that there will be a NASCAR mode included in the final game when it’s released SOMETIME this year, maybe.

 Alan Smithee

Gran Turismo PSP Box Art

Gran Turismo PSP Box Art

Well it seems that Kazunori Yamauchi has let the proverbial cat out of the bag when it comes to the much-anticipated Gran Turismo PSP. This is the cover art for the box that you’re checking out right now. It’ll be out (hopefully) on October 1st this year and looks fucking hot. In case you don’t […]