Kyle J. Steenblik

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is Derivative and Dissapointing

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is Derivative and Dissapointing

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Directed by: J. A. Bayona Written by: Colin Trevorrow, Derek Connolly Based on Characters by Michael Crichton Starring: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rafe Spall, Justice Smith, Daniella Pineda, James Cromwell, Toby Jones, Ted Levine, B. D. Wong, Isabella Sermon, Geraldine Chaplin, Jeff Goldblum Production companies: Universal Pictures, Amblin Entertainment, The […]

 Kaitlyn Booth

Review: Jurassic World is The Aliens To Jurassic Park’s Alien

Review: Jurassic World is The Aliens To Jurassic Park’s Alien

Title: Jurassic World Director: Colin Trevorrow Screenwriter: Rick Jaffa (screenplay), Amanda Silver (screenplay), Colin Trevorrow (screenplay), Derek Connolly (screenplay), Rick Jaffa (story), Amanda Silver (story), and Michael Crichton (characters) Principal Cast: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D’Onofrio, Ty Simpkins, Irrfan Khan, and Nick Robinson Summary: Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla […]

 Alan Smithee

Jurassic World > Jurassic Park 4

Jurassic World > Jurassic Park 4

It’s just as well, most movies in franchises don’t like using numbers past three it seems. I’m just glad they didn’t label it Jur4ssic P4rk. Effing 1337 speak.

 Ryan Thomason

Jurassic Park 3D is Well Worth Revisiting the Franchise

Jurassic Park 3D is Well Worth Revisiting the Franchise

I was a little more excited than usual to see this movie in 3D, Jurassic Park was a big movie in my childhood and brought lots of reflection. Apparently I’m not the only one.

 Ryan Thomason

WPR’s Official Salt Lake City Advance Screening of Jurassic Park 3D!

WPR’s Official Salt Lake City Advance Screening of Jurassic Park 3D!

Ah, Jurassic Park, in 3D! Oh, NEWMAN!

 

Jurassic Park: Dangerous Games #1 Mini Review – Welcome Back to Isla Nublar

Jurassic Park: Dangerous Games #1 Mini Review – Welcome Back to Isla Nublar

Have you ever found yourself wondering what happened to all the dinos from that first Jurassic Park movie? Or maybe, what would happen if a drug kingpin purchased Isla Nublar? No, me neither…but now those unasked questions may be answered. Jurassic Park Dangerous Games #1 introduces Agent Espinoza, an intelligence agent who has been working […]

 

Jurassic Park Action Montage!

Jurassic Park Action Montage!

Cretaceous Park Action Montage just doesn’t have that ring to it.

 

Jurrasic Park: The Game – New Screenshots

Jurrasic Park:  The Game – New Screenshots

Just in case your childhood nightmares have ceased, Telltale Games has released some new screenshots from their creation of Jurassic Park: The Game.

 Alan Smithee

Telltale’s Jurassic Park – Video

Telltale’s Jurassic Park – Video

For a good chunk of time around 1993, you would have spotted me walking into school with all sorts of Jurassic Park merchandising. I had t-shirts, cups from Taco Bell, playing cards, collector cards, hats, and all sorts of other finery that is now completely worthless.

 

Jurassic Park delayed on PC, will now release simultaneously with console versions

Jurassic Park delayed on PC, will now release simultaneously with console versions

That’s chaos theory as Jeff Goldbum would say.

 Ryan Thomason

Comic Book Review: Jurassic Park, Devils in the Desert #4

Comic Book Review: Jurassic Park, Devils in the Desert #4

We get the 4th and final issue in this Devils in the Desert run, though, it’s not making me itch with any dinosaur fever.

 Evan Burkey

Telltale Releases New Trailer for Jurassic Park: The Game

Telltale Releases New Trailer for Jurassic Park: The Game

With a fancy new trailer Telltale has opened pre-orders for it’s take on the Jurassic Park universe, and I must admit I’m ready to ride this hypetrain.

 Ryan Thomason

Jurassic Park: Devils in the Desert #3 – Review

Jurassic Park: Devils in the Desert #3 – Review

What has our favorite dinosaur series been up to lately? I dunno, I’m finding out as I go along just like you, come with me as I dive into issue #3, totally skipping the first two. Hopefully I don’t end up getting spit in my face like Newman did.

 

Telltale developing metric fuckton of content

Telltale developing metric fuckton of content

Oh, you thought they were just working on Back To The Future and Jurassic Park?

 Jill Seale

Tons Of Telltale Tidings: Puzzle Agent 2, King’s Quest, Fables

Tons Of Telltale Tidings: Puzzle Agent 2, King’s Quest, Fables

Last night, Telltale Games, Makers of the episodic Sam and Max reboot as well as the Tales of Monkey Island series, held a press conference to put out some news about their upcoming lineup.