Alan Smithee

Apple…I’m Done, Seriously I Quit.

Apple…I’m Done, Seriously I Quit.

I’ve made my mind up. I’m done.

 Ryan Wilson

Shonen Jump Every Week on the Same Day as Japan? HABEEB IT!

Shonen Jump Every Week on the Same Day as Japan? HABEEB IT!

The successor to Shonen Jump has finally arrived.

 Ryan Wilson

Shaq is Back

…in game form at least

 Alan Smithee

Google Lover, iPhone User

Google Lover, iPhone User

I feel like I’m a traitor to my own cause. I use the hell out of Google products…yet I am a staunch iPhone user, and I can’t really think of any proper excuse.

 Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade Series Boasts $30 Million in Sales

Infinity Blade Series Boasts $30 Million in Sales

The Epic / ChAIR hit for the iOS platform, and easily one of the best looking series of games on the platform, has come out with a staggering number tied to sales of the games…and that number is $30,000,000. Not too shabby if you ask me.

 Alan Smithee

Buying Vita Games Online Could Save You Some Serious Cash

Buying Vita Games Online Could Save You Some Serious Cash

In a prime example of a Sony employee shooting off at the mouth when they really should be keeping stuff like this under wraps, that here in the west you could save up to 40% buying the game digital instead of the hard copy. FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT RIGHT!

 Alan Smithee

Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

With all of the politics and drama that goes on in the real world that most of us WPR staff try to avoid, we rely on our gadgets and gaming systems to be impartial bastions of neutrality…like they’re some sort of mechanical and digital versions of Switzerland.

 Alan Smithee

In Communist Russia, Windows Phone Tries YOU

In Communist Russia, Windows Phone Tries YOU

Microsoft really wants you iOS and Android users out there to give their Windows Phone interface a try…on your iOS of Android device.

 Alan Smithee

Microsoft Office Comes to iPad

Microsoft Office Comes to iPad

And then there were many, many jokes made.

 Ryan Wilson

Gaming This Week: Week of 11/27/2011

Gaming This Week: Week of 11/27/2011

Wood.

 Ryan Wilson

BUY, MY HAWKMEN, BUY!: BRIAN BLESSED Releases Greatest iOS App Ever

BUY, MY HAWKMEN, BUY!: BRIAN BLESSED Releases Greatest iOS App Ever

Presenting, the BRIAN BLESSED Alarm Clock!

 Alan Smithee

My Two Favorite Features of iOS5

My Two Favorite Features of iOS5

Yes, this is going to be an Apple article where I fellate a product that Andoid users will scoff at. Deal with it.

 Ryan Wilson

IGF 2012 Main Competition Entries Reach a Record 568!

IGF 2012 Main Competition Entries Reach a Record 568!

The Independent Games Festival has finally released their list of entries for their 2012 competition!

 

Leisure Suit Larry HD Remakes Coming

Leisure Suit Larry HD Remakes Coming

The would be womaniser will be the latest character to take part in the Adventure Game revival EGM revealed today.

 Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade II – Teaser Trailer

Infinity Blade II – Teaser Trailer

I still play Chair’s Infinity Blade on a near daily basis, even after owning it for nearly a year…it’s that fucking good.