Exactly Why Half Life 3 Hasn’t Been Announced

Oh Gabe Newell, when is it NOT funny to make a fat joke at your expense?  

Metalocalypse/Dethklok #1: It’s Brutal

When I found out this was coming out this week via Dark Horse Comics, I knew that I would be in for a treat. The art is very close to the show and it reads just like an episode you’d see on TV. The show must have been working closely on the comics because of that, I’d love to see this issue in animated form, though it isn’t needed. It’s written by Brendon Small, Jeremy Barlow and Jon Schnepp.... 

Billy the Kid’s Old Timey Oddities #1

Billy the Kid is back! “Billy” first appeared in 2005 for a four-issue story arc written by Eric Powell and art by Kyle Hotz and published by Dark Horse. Powell and Hotz have joined forces once again to bring us “Billy the Kid’s Old Time Oddities and the Ghastly Fiend of London.”, a new four-issue arc. In the previous series, after faking his own death Billy is convinced to join Sproule’s Biological... 

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MWN Impressions: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode Two

The Second installment in the Penny Arcade Adventures series was released onto consoles, PCs and Macs recently and after loving the first I eagerly snatched up the second as soon as the opportunity presented itself. The point and click adventure style combined with RPG elements and the quirky, absurd and altogether charming humour are a blessing in a world of RPGs that take themselves so seriously. The only question... 

QUOTH THE SERVER, “404.”

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious porn-site of “hot chicks galore”, While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, “Tis not possible,” I muttered, “give me back my free hardcore!” Quoth the server, “404.” It’s Friday and payday in Masonland. I...