James Helsby

Hollywood Out of Ideas: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

Hollywood Out of Ideas: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

That’s right. That awesome Brøderbund Software game series from the 80’s and 90’s is getting a big-screen adaptation. And because you asked for it, Jennifer Lopez is going to be taking the lead. Wait. I asked for this?

 Ryan Thomason

Hollywood Out of Ideas: Footloose Remake

Hollywood Out of Ideas: Footloose Remake

Yeah, and MTV is doing it, so there can be two guarantees, teenager drama and no uglies in this movie. MTV hates Ugly People. They get in the way of the pretty late 20’s early 30’s actors portraying teenagers.

 James Helsby

Hollywood out of Ideas: “It’s kinda like Dante’s Peak, but in ancient Italy.”

Hollywood out of Ideas: “It’s kinda like Dante’s Peak, but in ancient Italy.”

Great premise, huh? You ready for a ancient disaster pic about the destruction of Pompeii? Sounds boring as snot balls to me.

 James Helsby

The Crow, probably won’t get remade

At least for a while. You see, the Weinstein Company has filed an injuction against Relativity, to stop any further sale of the franchise rights to anyone other than the Weinstein’s.

 James Helsby

Hollywood out of Ideas: Crow Remake.. With Bradley Cooper?

Hollywood out of Ideas: Crow Remake.. With Bradley Cooper?

You heard that right. Because nothing says gothic action flick, like Bradley Cooper. I mean, he just exudes emo. He is so emo, he might as well be a cutter.

 James Helsby

Hollywood out of Ideas: Clash of the Titans Sequel

Oh, thats right. That crappy ass remake of the campy classic is getting a sequel. And it’s already in production. ‘Wrath of the Titans’. Yawn.