Hitler’s Pissed about Starcraft 2

I just had to post this. I know it really has nothing to do with anything(besides gaming) but this video is just freaking hilarious. This is something Hitler would have found worth going to war about. I know I feel this way. By the way, the video is NSFW as far as the text. Blizzard […]

 Alan Smithee

Scoreboard for new Wolfenstein – Allies: 1,600 Nazis: 0

Scoreboard for new Wolfenstein – Allies: 1,600 Nazis: 0

I could care less for the stat tracker news that came out today about the new id Software Wolfenstein coming out. I just liked the fact that the developers told MTV that you will kill in the ballpark of 1,600 Nazis. I had no interest in picking this game up when it comes out for […]

 Alan Smithee

Games That Defined Me — Bionic Commando

Games That Defined Me — Bionic Commando

I really have to thank Capcom for making this game and actually having the guts to localize it here in the US all the way back in 1988. Yes kids, this game came out 21 years ago, which makes the same game that’s chillin’ in my collection in my basement older than most of the […]

 Alan Smithee

Strange Brews: Die Führerbunker

Strange Brews: Die Führerbunker

Going off of the recipe for a Dead Nazi (cause we only know that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi), this was suggested to me by a friend to signify all of the death that occurred in the Nazi party’s last hold out at the Führerbunker. You see kids, when WW2 was drawing […]

 Alan Smithee

Hitler Should Have Made a Down-Payment…

Caught this video when I was trying to find the Upright Citizens Brigade skit about Ass Pennies. This will just have to do. If you’ve paid attention to the current credit crisis and housing bubble, it’ll have you rolling after about 2 minutes when he asks everyone who warned him about the housing bubble to […]