RLR #113 – The People’s Elbow

It’s either a genius move to allow us to drink copious amounts of malt liquor before and during a show, or it’s a terrible idea and should never be done again. You decide.  

Morning Cup o’ Music

I love how Gwar is able to inject themselves into various parts of Earth’s history and still make it work.  

RLR #71 – Link It

We start this year off the correct way…and that can only mean that it’s time once again for a new year’s season worth of RLR. We’re back with a vengeance and a full panel this week, and it was awesome. But you don’t have to take my word for it.  

Morning Cup o’ Music

Ahhh Gwar, how my childhood wouldn’t have led me to the life I now enjoy without your amazing music warping my immature mind. I’d rather not think of how I would have turned out never listening to This Toilet Earth or your new album Lust In Space..because it’s me being a bohab that helped me become the geek I am now. Today’s track is off of the latter album I listed and is pretty easy to figure... 

Morning Cup o’ Music

I’m willing to bet money that I am probably the only person on this website to ever see Gwar’s movies that they put out in the mid-to-late 90s that included such amazing titles as Phallus in Wonderland, Day of the Dawn of the Night of the Penguins, Rendezvous with RagNaRok, and my personal favorite…Skulhedface The video starred the Scumdogs of the Universe who were slaughtering millions to the world... 

MediaWhore’s Best of 2009

Two-thousand-and-nine, a year in which many of us expected to be in the middle of Space War I, or locked into a huge battle with the Decepticons of Cybertron. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I want my fucking jetpack or flying car now! Well, at least was a great year for media. After the jump, enjoy what the editors of MediaWhore think of as their top picks of 2009.  

Morning Cup o’ Metal

All you need to know about this video is that Oderus Urungus goes 1 on 1 with Jesus in a b-ball game which is just so fucking awesome. There’s that…and the fact that Jesus wears Converse shoes. If you’ve never heard anything by GWAR…first, shame on you! Second, go out and get their entire catalogue of stuff. I personally think their best stuff is their more recent work, but RagNaRok is a damn... 

Damnit Guitar Hero 5

Ugh, file this in the “I’m a whore for media” category. The last Guitar Hero I got was last Xmas when I picked up Guitar Hero World Tour, and spend all of 3 hours playing it…it was right in the time where I started to feel really jaded towards all of the rhythm games that we were being inundated at the beginning of the year. Now, I find out that there are 2 tracks coming as DLC that are essentially... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

How sad, I was hoping that GWAR week wouldn’t have been over so quickly. I’ve only barely begun to scratch the surface of the band that I’ve grown to love so much over the years. I guess if I must send you out with one of my favorite GWAR tracks, it’ll have to be “The Road Behind” off of their album America Must Be Destroyed, for you adults out there that were around when Guns ‘N... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

I told you I’d be back with something off of Violence Has Arrived, this is the opening track off of that amazing album that shreds harder than a 20 year old metal band should have any business doing. This track, “Battle Lust” is just as unintelligible on the CD as it is on this youtube video. I’ll bring out my favorite track from the band tomorrow, considering it’s the last MCoM for the... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Every once in a while GWAR lets Oderus Urungus take a break and hands the microphone over to Beefcake the Mighty, and this is one of those times. The track today for you listening pleasure is “Hate Love Songs” off of the same album as “Penguin Attack” yesterday, Carnival of Chaos. Quite possibly one of the best albums the band ever made. I think tomorrow, I’ll have to share a bit off of... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Today, the Scumdogs of the Universe are going to pound your face in with the track “Penguin Attack” off of their genre-spanning album Carnival of Chaos. The penguins were brought to life after Techno Destructo got to them and used toxic waste to reanimate them, you see…one of GWAR’s favorite pasttimes in Antarctica is ‘penguin booting’ and when they’re done, they just simply... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Let’s get this bitch started right, this is gonna be a week that good ol’ Xopher will have to man on his own. We’ve got 5 days of GWAR, a band so metal that’ll shove heavy metal so far up your ass…you’ll be shitting quarters for a month. Today’s song, Go To Hell, is off of their Beyond Hell album and is probably one of my favorites off of that album. I love these guys more... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Oh how I long for the day of when Pete Lee was the lead-guitarist for Gwar. As you can tell, the man has a knack for surf guitar which the band allows him to play for a large majority of the song. This was the ‘final battle song’ off of their album RagNaRok known only as “Surf of Syn”, where the band is supposed to be fighting Cardinal Syn on stage. I just love how the band never takes themselves... 

Morning Cup o’ Metal

I’ve enjoyed doing the Mid-day Ska Song of the Day! posts so much, that I want to do more with other genres. I know that when the morning gets here, the first thing I need are some blazing guitars with double bass drums, and some growling angry lyrics to shake off that last bit of sand on my eyelids. This morning, I want to share with you my love for GWAR. That crazy masked band of monsters that go on tour from... 

RLR #5 – Metal

My fellow whores, I present to you the best show that we have ever had on the Red-Light Roundtable. The idea for a metal episode guaranteed that we would have a great podcast, and now here it is for your enjoyment. It was me and BigPopaGamer as usual, but we had one of our UK contributors (BunnyRabbit2) sitting in the third seat and he gave us a good view of what metal scene is like over in England. About halfway through... 

Teaser – RLR #5

We’re back and ready to kick some podcasting ass. The topic that we all decided would be the most appropriate for an ass-kicking show would have to be the only musical genre that is capable of melting your face and making your ears bleed, METAL!!! Most of us here are MediaWhoreNetwork are all afficionados of the metal genre, and others can’t stomach the awesomeness so they end up listening to Rock. We hope...