Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine – E3 Trailer

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine – E3 Trailer

It’s been quite some time since we last checked in with THQ and their progress on the Games Workshop inspired third-person shooter.

 

Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine Developer Diaries Feature Lore and Guns and More Dakka Dakka

Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine Developer Diaries Feature Lore and Guns and More Dakka Dakka

When I first heard that we were getting “Space Marine The Game” I thought it was go ing ot be some watered down “Hur durr Gers of Wo” style game, but when I heard that THQ and Relic were working on the it and that’s when I had to find a change of pants.

 Alan Smithee

Eldar Campaign Revealed for Dawn of War II: Retribution

Eldar Campaign Revealed for Dawn of War II: Retribution

Xopher’s head runs out blood.

 Alan Smithee

WH40K Dark Millenium Online – The Video Reveal

WH40K Dark Millenium Online – The Video Reveal

Xopher fears for his life.

 Alan Smithee

WAAAAAGH! Space Orks in Dawn of War II Retribution

WAAAAAGH! Space Orks in Dawn of War II Retribution

I just had a nerdgasm. Relic and THQ announced at Gamescom yesterday that the in the next expansion of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II series, sub-titled “Retribution”, will finally feature playable armies other than the boring ass Space Marines in the single player campaign, and up first are one of my favorite races…Space Orks!

 Alan Smithee

The End of my Life, Revealed at E3?

The End of my Life, Revealed at E3?

In case you’ve missed it, I’ve been fapping over the fact that Vigil games has been working on a Warhammer 40,000 MMO for over a year now. It seems that we will finally get our chance to see what they’ve been working on for the past couple of years, at this year’s E3. According to […]

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

I love my wife dearly, but she’d better get ready to file the divorce papers right now, cause I will officially have no life when this game comes out. All of us Games Workshop nerds who used to play this game on tabletop terrain tables in the back corners of smelly comic shops will finally […]