Alan Smithee

All Hail the GabeCube

All Hail the GabeCube

Gabe Newell, the plush faced head of Valve and personal lord and savior for many of the WPR staff has announced that the once thought vaporware Steambox is reality and has given some details.

 Alan Smithee

Console vs PC Wars Nearing an End?

Console vs PC Wars Nearing an End?

Gabe Newell (aka our saviour Gaben) has decided to eat up some of the competition from consoles by releasing “Big Picture Mode” for Steam recently that allows you to play games on your HDTV instead of your monitor, but there’s also talk of a Steam Box headed our way.

 

Counter Strike: Global Offensive Coming in 2012

Counter Strike: Global Offensive Coming in 2012

Alright, which one of you made a fat joke about Gaben and got Episode 3 delayed? Because Valve announced a new Counter Strike title today coming to PC AND consoles.

 Alan Smithee

Don’t Bother Gaben

Episode 3 will never come out at this rate.

 Alan Smithee

Steam Wants All Your Money

If you’re anything like the staff here at WPR, you find yourself stocking up on all sorts of PC games from Steam whenever they have those insanely priced game sales…well starting today, they’re going to do that EVERYDAY.

 Alan Smithee

Valve Says NO To New Source Engine

Valve Says NO To New Source Engine

Valve’s Gabe “Butterbeard” Newell laughs at your assertion that they need to make a new graphics engine!