Alan Smithee

ESRB Lists Chrono Trigger for PSP/PS3

ESRB Lists Chrono Trigger for PSP/PS3

The Entertainment Software Ratings Board has listed Chrono Trigger for the PS3 and PSP systems, and my ass just exploded.

 Alan Smithee

Square Plans on Doubling Down Plus Two

Square Plans on Doubling Down Plus Two

Square Enix right now has three flagship series that currently makes them their healthy doses of money: Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and Kingdom Hearts. In an effort to make even more money and appease the people who are clammoring for more and more games to come from the power-publisher, Square Enix talked to Yahoo! Japan […]

 Alan Smithee

More Proof That Square-Enix, Nintendo, and Japan Hate Us

The bastards in Japan are getting one of my favorite RPGs of all time on Wii’s Virtual Console, Final Fantasy IV. Yeah, we have no idea when we’ll get the chance to fight Golbez and the four fiends (see above video). But this just adds to the list of things that make me think that […]

 Alan Smithee

I’ve Become One of THOSE People…

I’ve Become One of THOSE People…

As I was doing some heavy thinking this weekend, you know the kind of heavy thinking that takes 30 minutes and allows you to read a few chapters of a book or get the high score in Tetris, and I realized that my brand of retro-snobbery is akin to the same cleft-assholed guys that prefer […]